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Greg

You're worse than the Hippies, the Flappers, and the Nazis combined.

About Me

I never made it in the NBA...I think it's because i'm a "Tweener" - Not quite a 2-guard, not quite a small forward (though they INSIST it's because of my height and almost spectacular lack of ability)...regardless, I gave up the dream...but the fire still burns deep.Human Rights, Social Justice, Freewill, Music, my friends, my family, comedy, the Yankees - Are all Opiates for me...7th Heaven, the kids they use for Welch's Grape Juice commercials, hippies & hipsters - These are bad things....you should stay away from them, for they are evil....but they pale in comparison to Kirstie Alley."America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable." - Hunter Thompson"To be a patriot, one had to say, and keep on saying, " Our country, right or wrong," and urge on the little war. Have you not perceived that that phrase is an insult to the nation." - Mark Twain"ITS EVERYWHERE - ITS IN MY RACCOON WOUNDS!" - Peter Griffin

My Interests

Top 3: 1)over-the-top parody, 2)joining friends in repeating a catch-phrase-ish joke to the point where A) you can watch people's reaction as you hit the threshold where it CLEARLY isn't funny anymore, B)You blow clear past the threshold, and it becomes funny again, and 3) piano

I'd like to meet:

Terry Funk and/or "Playboy" Buddy Rose,Ann Coulter (the only woman i'd slap), Hunter Thompson, Gary Busey, my Doppleganger, Lando Calrissian...

Music:

any and all...but heres a few: Tool, Mars Volta, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Jane's Addiction, Weather Report, At the Drive-In, DJ Shadow, Bob Marley, Portisehead, 311, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, King Crimson, Vext, Massive Attack, Cave In, Claude Debussy, Alice in Chains, Anti-Pop Consortium, Ween, Jeff Buckley, Interpol, the Pixies, Curtis Mayfield, Mahavishnu Orchestra, J5, Latyrx, Van der Graaf Generator, Black Star, Television, Talking Heads, Tenacious D, MMW, Rage Against the Machine, The Roots, Rush, Aimee Mann, the Who, Led Zep, Sabbath, Nick Drake, the Bad Plus, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Frank Zappa, Greyboy All-Stars, Paco Delucia, Shuggie Otis, Cash, and many more!

Movies:

Which Federal Rule of Civil Procedure Are You?YOU ARE RULE 8(a)!You are Rule 8, the most laid back of all the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure. While your forefather in the Federal Rules may have been a stickler for details and particularity, you have clearly rebelled by being pleasant and easy-going. Rule 8 only requires that a plaintiff provide a short and plain statement of a claim on which a court can grant relief. While there is much to be lauded in your approach, your good nature sometimes gets you in trouble, and you often have to rely on your good friend, Rule 56, to bail you out.
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Television:

Mr. Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Arrested Development, Da Ali G Show, Deadwood, Boston Legal, Top Chef, John From Cincinnati

Books:

The Road, Sex Drugs & Cocoa Puffs, Killing Yourself to Live, Huck Finn, The Plot Against America, Kingdom of Fear, Tristessa, The Media Monopoly, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Discipline and Punish, Power/Knowledge, America The Book, Zen Guitar, Maus, Napalm and Silly Putty, Beloved, Black Boy, A Man of the People, Water Wars, Nine Stories, BioPiracy, Unequal Protection, The Myth of Syssiphus, The Far Side Gallery, The Stranger, The Trial, Ajax, Veronica, King Lear, Hamlet, and Titus Andronicus

Heroes:

mi padre, the love of my life, Srta. Canas, Hunter Thompson, Wes Anderson, Bob Odenkirk, others who weren't "heroic" enough for me to remember them right now (hint: try harder).

My Blog

And i have finally quit....

A friend once said to me....if there is one constant in life, Greg will always have cigarettes on him. Tis no longer true....i have quit (granted its been only 2 days)...but i havent killed anybody (b...
Posted by Greg on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 02:06:00 PST

A Lost Dog and a Bourbon Hangover

where the FUCK did he go....where the FUCK am i going.....lucidity just changed to vitriolic nausea in a quarter-minute pace a white dog in whiter snow is not the x marks the spot sort of situation th...
Posted by Greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

More Media hilarity

this janet jackson coverage is hilarious! "Oh...this is disgraceful...we cant have kids watching this....what is this world coming to"....hmm....genocide, neocolonialism, war without reason, lack of t...
Posted by Greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A rant on political correctness...

Here is the problem with "being PC"....in a way, it is antithetical to liberalism. Liberalism, which is, of course, sorely lacking in this great fucking land, is about freedom, openness, diversity......
Posted by Greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kucinich is out

Dennis we hardly knew ye...if youre going to support Edwards, try and make him lose the rhetoric and start moving further to the left (and if i were edwards, i think id be promoting the fact that i'm ...
Posted by Greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST