Professional wrestling, taking funny pictures, sleeping, reading, horsing around, miniature golf, swearing/being vulgar, spending time with friends, meeting new & interesting people, napping, texting, working out, burping various words/phrases/names, traveling, stand up and sketch comedy, relaxing, bad jokes, high fiving, Hershey Bears Ice Hockey, surfin' the web, having dance-off's, secret handshakes, dollar drafts, going to random bars, driving barefoot, the beach, playing with my dog Piper, nicknames, having 9 lives when it comes to the law, quoting lines from funny movies, laughing, pens, cuddletown, cannonballing, Canadians, banana hammocks, karaoke, air banding, old time photos, Miller Lite, travel size toiletries, weird faces, PhotoHunt/MEGATOUCH in general.
I'd like to meet:
The entire cast of Saved By The Bell.
(Minus Torrie, because everyone knows she was a huge dyke and it was all a big act pretending to be interested in men. Zack and Slater were sooo blind. I'm not sure how I feel about meeting Screech as well, due to his behavior on Celebrity Fit Club.)
I'd also like to meet this dog so I could pinch his cute little cheeks and give him a million kisses.
Music:
Bon Jovi, Journey, Bryan Adams, Weezer, Ben Folds Five, Tenacious D, Phantom Planet, Jimmy Eat World, Foo Fighters, Heart, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, John Mayer, OKGO, Stevie Wonder, The Cars, Ozma. I really like one hit wonders, too. I'm very open minded when it comes to music, just as long as the band name isn't NICKELBACK.
Movies:
A Clockwork Orange, Forrest Gump, Fight Club, Dumb and Dumber, Welcome to the Dollhouse, High Fidelity, The Sandlot, TMNT: The Secret of the Ooze, Elf, Wayne's World, Old School, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Napoleon Dynamite, Big Daddy, Girl Interrupted, The Breakfast Club, Mrs. Doubtfire, 10 Things I Hate About You, Little Miss Sunshine, Grandma's Boy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Wet Hot American Summer, Zoolander, Dirty Work, American Beauty, Clerks II, Rushmore, Talladega Nights, Wedding Crashers, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Saving Silverman.
Favorite Comedians/Actors Include: Jim Gaffigan, Dane Cook, Dave Attell, Nick Swardson, Brian Regan, Mitch Hedberg, Zach Galifianakis, Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, David Koechner, Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, Steve Carell, Ben Stiller, Chris Parnell, Vince Vaughn, Tracy Morgan, Robert Kelly, Amy Sedaris, Sacha Baron Cohen, Ellen Degeneres, Amy Poehler, Conan O'Brien, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, David Letterman.
Television:
Various old Nickelodeon shows, The Real World, Golden Girls, old SNL, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Strangers With Candy, Saved By The Bell, Conan O'Brien, Maury Povich, American Idol, King of Queens, Family Feud, Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire, Full House, Step By Step, Da Ali G Show, The Office, Scrubs.
Books:
The Catcher in the Rye and everything else by J.D. Salinger, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1984, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Exorcist, Go Ask Alice, Take the Canoli, anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Arthur Nersesian, or David Sedaris.
Heroes:
J.M. Tretter, my awesome Grandma, the inventor of cruise control, Artie: The Strongest Man in the World!
