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BRYCE

Sodomize intolerance.

About Me

Mover. Shaker. Troublemaker.

My Interests

Disclaimer: It has come to my attention that cool kids do it in all lower case letters, with periods instead of commas, so here goes nothing.professional wrestling. sketch comedy. popularizing the term "bush league". sleeping. sarcasm. thrift stores. procrastination. quizzo. pop culture. Philadelphia. weather that isn't too cold or too hot. Wawa, text messaging. karaoke. dancing to a funky beat. bowling. traveling. milkshakes. the Phillies. letting you judge me by my interests.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who likes me for me. Not because...

Music:

I'm the guy who just got an iPod for my birthday this year. Classically: Weezer, Ozma. WXPN. DJ Deejay. Mix CDs.

Movies:

Wet Hot American Summer, The Wes Anderson Dynasty.

Television:

We only really need Arrested Development and the Office. But we'll allow the following: STELLA. Flight of the Conchords. Jeopardy. Wheel of Fortune. Upright Citizens Brigade. Best Week Ever. The Soup. Kids In The Hall. The State. Mr. Show. Weather Plus. Colbert Report. Entourage. Curb Your Enthusiasm. World Series of Pop Culture. McGee and Me. Freaks and Geeks. Undeclared.

Books:

Reading is for people with more time. In a pinch, I lean towards Chuck Klosterman and David Sedaris.

Heroes:

Andy Kaufman, Zach Galifianakis, my grandma.

My Blog

Happiness is a mix CD.

I joined a mix CD club comprised of Philadelphia comedy people, and I worked really hard writing my required liner notes.  So I'm posting them to be enjoyed.  I realize it's not the same wit...
Posted by BRYCE on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:33:00 PST

Wrestler (?!) of the Month!

ahoy hoy blogosphere, These nice chaps from Minnesota have named me the September 2008 Wrestler of the Month!  Somehow.  Anyway, please go patronize their nifty myspace page, and if you are...
Posted by BRYCE on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 09:30:00 PST

Well, holy shit, Batman...

http://cbs3.com/local/Batman.George.Bush.2.784204.html Insanity!  Best week ever!!!...
Posted by BRYCE on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:14:00 PST

El verano.

Despite the risk of full fledged burnout, I am on a mission to have the greatest summer ever.  Off to a good start.  Growing up is highly overrated. 
Posted by BRYCE on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:57:00 PST

Comic vs. Audience Interview!

ch- ch- check it out! www.comicvsaudience.com !~!~!
Posted by BRYCE on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:24:00 PST

Welcome to the Terrordome, bitches.

Ahoy hoy, dudes and dudettes... Red alert!  Five of Philadelphia’s premiere sketch comedy groups are forming a voltron of haha and unleashing it on the public Friday night, April 18!  ...
Posted by BRYCE on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:44:00 PST

LEAPing into annoyance...

So yeah, today is February 29th.  Once every four years, we are privileged to experience an extra day.  Which is all well and good, except for the fact that without fail, I will encounter so...
Posted by BRYCE on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:51:00 PST

Ninja Warrior

...is the greatest show on television.  It rejuvenates the writer-less world.  It's on G4, or On Demand.  Go watch it now. On an unrelated, more negative note...  moving sucks, and...
Posted by BRYCE on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:44:00 PST

Got plans New Year’s Eve?

Hey you.  Yeah, you.  Okay, you can listen too.We're not dead yet.  Just taking a breather and gearing up for some exciting stuff, first and foremost a little shindig we call "MANIFEST ...
Posted by BRYCE on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:27:00 PST

To the nice people at Macy’s

Thanks, but I'm not interested.  Seriously.
Posted by BRYCE on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 04:54:00 PST