Disclaimer: It has come to my attention that cool kids do it in all lower case letters, with periods instead of commas, so here goes nothing.professional wrestling. sketch comedy. popularizing the term "bush league". sleeping. sarcasm. thrift stores. procrastination. quizzo. pop culture. Philadelphia. weather that isn't too cold or too hot. Wawa, text messaging. karaoke. dancing to a funky beat. bowling. traveling. milkshakes. the Phillies. letting you judge me by my interests.
Someone who likes me for me. Not because...
I'm the guy who just got an iPod for my birthday this year. Classically: Weezer, Ozma. WXPN. DJ Deejay. Mix CDs.
Wet Hot American Summer, The Wes Anderson Dynasty.
We only really need Arrested Development and the Office. But we'll allow the following: STELLA. Flight of the Conchords. Jeopardy. Wheel of Fortune. Upright Citizens Brigade. Best Week Ever. The Soup. Kids In The Hall. The State. Mr. Show. Weather Plus. Colbert Report. Entourage. Curb Your Enthusiasm. World Series of Pop Culture. McGee and Me. Freaks and Geeks. Undeclared.
Reading is for people with more time. In a pinch, I lean towards Chuck Klosterman and David Sedaris.
Andy Kaufman, Zach Galifianakis, my grandma.