I’m going to burn MySpace to the ground if it doesn’t stop with the Twilight Bullshit; a blog |
So being serious must be relegated to one blog per year, because now that we've got ourselves a respectable president, I can calmly go back to being a dick.
So hey, I don't know if you heard, b...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:04:00 GMT |
Special Election Day Blog |
Who the hell thought I'd have been capable of a SERIOUS blog for once, eh? Not that I've actually done a blog in a while...but I feel this is something so important that I might as well break into my ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:56:00 GMT |
Special Election Day Blog |
Who the hell thought I'd have been capable of a SERIOUS blog for once, eh? Not that I've actually done a blog in a while...but I feel this is something so important that I might as well break into my ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:56:00 GMT |
The Sexy Superfan section of WWE Magazine makes me want to kill myself |
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Seriously. I'm not even kidding. I'm well aware that section has gone on for a long time now, but I just now have realized just how furious it makes me.
First, a backstory; the section I have m...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:17:00 GMT |
Attn Hot Models: Please leave me alone |
I'm serious. Please, I know you feel the need to spread you hotness, much in the way you spread them legs for the centerfold, but please, and I am saying please mind you, stop trying to add me. I...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:02:00 GMT |
Invader Dave on Chris Benoit. Final Thoughts. |
This is it. This is my final Benoit post. About Benoit the man. You'll find out later just what I mean. This is not just Invader Dave the comedic writer, but Brandon Kayala, the wrestling fan, the per...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:44:00 GMT |
I know a lot of hot people, but they don't want to know me. A blog. |
Or at least I assume they don't. They probably don't, they're more than likely busy bein' hot, why would I want to be throwing all sorts of monkey wrenches in the hotness machine? Who am I to cause a ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:43:00 GMT |
Powerblog through the table! BAH GAWD! Hoss! Hoss! ....Puppies? |
It feels like I've died and made a blog! And then came back and wrote a blog again! Or maybe it isn't, and this is all in our heads, so *aneurysm, dead*
So, whats up you jerks, do you even reme...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:22:00 GMT |
In this blog, there's a nude scene. |
Gotcha, fuckers, now you're in for the long haul.
It was a pretty hot scene, too...
Anyway, it's time for my ass to get back on the computer and drive you away with my bitterness. First ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:09:00 GMT |
Dave tries to rebound from his emo blog |
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to apologize for letting loose my personal feelings about my ineptitude when it comes to the opposite sex earlier this week. This blog promises to bitch about other thin...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 19:42:00 GMT |
