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Pineapple Andy

Charles Nelson Reilly, I am not alone in thinking that you make Ghandi look like a child pornographe

About Me

In life, I value- and live for- two things in the ENTIRE WORLD. One is the feeling of a truly satisfying, well-earned high five. The other is this-

My Interests

The Professional Wrestling.
Veganism.
SpellCheck on Firefox.
South Philly tap water.
Futile attempts at singing along to live Art Brut tracks.

I'd like to meet:

Peter Popoff, Ann-Margret, dead voters, tanning enthusiasts, porn bots, Denny Blaze, scabby babies, crack babies, loose broads, boozehounds, and your little hoodrat friend.
RELEASE GARY GLITTER!!! "I'm innocent!" "It's a conspiracy!" "Rock and Roll: Part 69!"

Music:


KEXP 90.3

Movies:

The Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson (esp. Rushmore), John Hughes, and Christopher Guest. Plus: After Hours, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Clerks, D.E.B.S., Dead-Alive, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Dogfight, Freaks, Ghost World, Living in Oblivion, Little Miss Sunshine, Man on the Moon, Mystery Train, The Naked Man, Ready to Rumble, Repo Man, Trainspotting, Trees Lounge, Turtles Can Fly, Wayne's World, Wet Hot American Summer, What About Bob?

... and that movie with Christian Bale. You might have seen it?

Television:

24, Arrested Development, The Colbert Report, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Da Ali G Show, House, LOST, Match Game 75-77, Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, Scrubs, Seinfeld, The Shield, Up All Night w/ Rhonda Shear

Books:

Currently Reading:"How to be Alone" - a collection of essays by Jonathan Franzen

Heroes:

Richard Dawson, Super Andy, and Keith Moon

My Blog

Who said America was doomed?

This was brought to my attention tonight, and I felt the need to share it with MySpace. It is with a heavy heart that I bring you...2006 TOP TEN SELLING ALBUMS01/02/2006-12/31/20061. High School Music...
Posted by Pineapple Andy, tryna win big on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:24:00 PST

blog without a home (or Fairytale of New Jersey)

I need to work on the layout, but here's my OFFICIAL blog away from home. I'll post stories of being homeless and the like. It'll be... interesting? http://www.blurty.com/users/pineapple_andy/Hope eve...
Posted by Pineapple Andy, tryna win big on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:48:00 PST

You know you can get unlimited refills on any drink you want... and it's free?

This blog is brought to you by Burger King. It's a wonderful restaurant!I guess that I'm 21 now. At least as far as MySpace and the DMV knows. It doesn't feel any different. I mean, I still look like ...
Posted by Pineapple Andy, tryna win big on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 02:11:00 PST

Picture Caption Contest!! Plus, BONUS! Dec. 1998 revisited

As you may have surmised, I have a new default picture, and it is not of me! It was taken by a friend at the airport. My reaction was one of death, brought on by laughter. Now, I have a dilemma that y...
Posted by Pineapple Andy, tryna win big on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:07:00 PST

Career Opportunities

The ones that do knock, and I tell them no, because I'm a delusional fool. Right now, if I was presented with a report card based on my life choices thus far, I'd get a C or a D, with a mark from the ...
Posted by Pineapple Andy, tryna win big on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 12:29:00 PST

Last Century, There Would Have Been a 56K Warning

I was going to do a blog about my goal to base an entire day around taking a shower. It would have been a blueprint of my plan to do a series of meaningless tasks to prepare myself for the zenith of m...
Posted by Pineapple Andy, tryna win big on Sun, 21 May 2006 01:29:00 PST

All I need now is a title

Today, I woke up and greeted the sunshine with an emphatic "YEP", only with no exclamation marks, which leaves my enthusiasm in question. But not all was good on this day of waking up before noon. I t...
Posted by Pineapple Andy, tryna win big on Sun, 07 May 2006 01:10:00 PST

Not the momma! Not the momma!

Trik Davis told me that Dinosaurs is coming out on DVD next month. This will, no doubt, be the highlight of my year thus far and I would be surprised to see it topped. Even though I won't be buying it...
Posted by Pineapple Andy, tryna win big on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 02:22:00 PST

Important PSA: Stop the Cruelty

Dear World as a Whole,Brokeback Mountain jokes have jumped the shark. Thank You,Andy (who wishes he knew how to quit you all)
Posted by Pineapple Andy, tryna win big on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 03:21:00 PST

Bigmouth Strikes Again

- If only we could all be more like Moz; fey, shirtless, and worshipped by a large Latino fanbase.- Will Arnett has this great speaking voice where he can make anything he says funny. I'm not one to y...
Posted by Pineapple Andy, tryna win big on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 03:21:00 PST