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Erratic Individual

All in the game yo, all in the game...

About Me

I loathe nature, am anti-environment and hate all animals. But other than that I'm really cool. And a totally unselfish lover with freakish stamina. I make websites...and music. I don't do either all that well but I manage to fool people into believing otherwise:
IM: BarrMark11


80’s Cult Movies - all 80s, all movies, totally coming soon

My Interests

music, avoiding work, web/graphic design, monkeys, fake fighting, drinking, TV (fuck movies), laying at the pool, cereal, friends/family, manipulating friends/family, Easter candy, Hooker Shoe, cock rock/hair metal, anything made by Nintendo, other people's nervous laughter, driving aimlessly, fighting crime, drinking coffee, building bridges, burning bridges, Todd Bridges, toeing the line between

I'd like to meet:

Zombies. Avon Barksdale and Stringer Bell Marlo Stanfield and Chris Partlow. The guys from Crashdiet. That's about it, other than that I think I know everyone that's important.
Oh, and this broad:

Music:

New Pornographers, The Go! Team, Lil Wayne, Bad Religion, TV On The Radio, Dipset Crew, Girl Talk, Ghostface Killah, Iron Maiden, Gnarls Barkley, Daft Punk, Edguy, M.F. Doom, Gaslight Anthem, Gorillaz, Belle & Sebastian, Tullycraft, System of a Down, Phish, The Donnas, Rise Against, Bang Camaro, Junior Senior, Skid Row, mc chris, Social Distortion, White Stripes, Diamond Nights, RJD2, Crashdiet, Against Me, Bloc Party, Tesla, Go Home Productions, Misfits, Less Than Jake, Ween, Misfits, The Avalanches, moe., Radiohead, Reel Big Fish, AFI, R. Kelly, Talking Heads, Cinderella, Gorilla Biscuits, Jay-Z, Operation Ivy, Freelance Hellraiser, Ramones, The Dead, Mars Volta, Pearl Jam, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Guns N Roses, Public Enemy, Stevie Wonder, Soulwax, Kanye West, Johnny Cash, Wu-Tang, Descendents, Police, Black Eyed Peas, 50 Cent, Motley Crue, The Clash, Jurassic 5, God Street Wine, Primus, Zeppelin, Run-DMC, Tribe Called Quest, AC/DC, Turbonegro, Rick Springfield, Eminem, Alice In Chains, Anthrax, DJ Spindbad, NOFX, Outkast, Megadeth, Lenny Kravitz, Agents of Good Roots, Slayer, Dr. Dre, Black Sabbath, Blues Traveller, DJ Z-Trip, Poison, Van Halen, Fugazi, Duran Duran, Hall & Oates, The Streets, SAVAGE ANIMAL~! and anything sung by a Muppet.

Movies:

American Psycho, Clerks, A Clockwork Orange, 28 Days Later, Evil Dead 2, Minority Report, Fear and Loathing, Airplane, Fight Club, Remember the Titans, Go, Reservoir Dogs, Memento, Do the Right Thing, American History X, Seven, Dodgeball, License To Drive, The Warriors, Dazed and Confused

Television:

Lost, 24, The Shield, The Office, Heroes, Rescue Me, The Wire, Entourage, Nip Tuck, Survivor, Sealab 2021, Simpsons, SVU, South Park

Books:

Vonnegut, Thompson, Ellis, Palahniuk...yeah, short list

Heroes:

Jack Bauer, Super Dragon, Randall Graves, Michel Gondry, Rick Springfield, Patrick Bateman, my parents,

My Blog

50 Ways To Cleave Your Brother

This is not a new blog.  It’s actually a blog announcing a new blog.  Which sorta does make this a new blog.  But not really.http://cleaveyourbro.blogspot.com/That’s the lin...
Posted by Erratic Individual on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:13:00 PST

"...as well as Foley, Striker and Walker appearing sni a homi Tomrteaappears. On"

Nah, no new blog. Just wanted to repost this bulliten up in here (with the intent to come back and update it with WHY I picked the songs...and in most cases, having nothing to do with the song title)....
Posted by Erratic Individual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

All of the people in this video are HIV + (except Annie Lennox)

So this is a first, I was actually propositioned by a Myspace prostitute.  No, I dont mean a Myspace whore (which are those girls with who joined the site merely to have a fan club of undersexed...
Posted by Erratic Individual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

120, 121...whatever it takes

Mucho thanks to everyone who read/replied to my last blog.  I really wasnt trying to sound like some woman-hating misogynist (which is likely a redundant phrase) but my recent experiences with ...
Posted by Erratic Individual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

greater than poor-sports and divorce courts or sports bars

So some girl on my list made an OMGZ check out my new page post, I figured why not&especially since she said something to the effect of Im gonna tell it like it IS.  And I love when spoiled ...
Posted by Erratic Individual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...all you maggots smoking fags on Sunset Blvd

I should be moving right now, or at least getting ready to. The big move is 8 days away and I havent packed a thing, havent called to change my bills over, havent been shopping around for a new co...
Posted by Erratic Individual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the head of Alfredo Garcia

Nope, still no new blog. Just reposting this gnarlie bulletin gimmick: 1) My uncle once: got most of his left hand cut off by a helicopter as he waved the pilot away...moral of the story is don't ...
Posted by Erratic Individual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

little kids can eat a bowl of dick

So this morning I'm running across the street after dumping my Netflix movies in the mailbox (Cellular and Devo Live) and I sorta notice some school bus pulling up behind me. Then I feel this crazy f...
Posted by Erratic Individual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wrecking shop like a retarded vocational student

Who wants to go see Sage Francis, 2/11? Same shit, same day, same week. And it's not even Groundhog's Day yet. I have to think about moving soon and REALLY don't want to. I'll probably have to live...
Posted by Erratic Individual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Use the Brubaker ID" and "Get Yo' Ass to Mars"

So Ive been taking a blog break as anything Id write would be horribly emo and way too stereotypically maudlin for a Myspace blog. Myspace is a happy magical place (albeit one with lecherous elves ...
Posted by Erratic Individual on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST