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I lie about being lactose intolerant. I have problems telling left from right. I am ready for the sex girls. I have beaten Manbearpig. I don't have to take my clothes off to have a good time, oh no. I keep forgetting we're not in love anymore. I can't be no savage. I can't be no highwayman. I want to set the record straight, I thought the cop was a prostitute. Daft Punk is playing in my house. My penis isn't as big as it used to be. I get a kick out of you. I have no son. Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I love you. I am unfulfilled, sexually. I hate laser beams. I just called to say I love you. Barbara Jackson is my name. This isn't my locker. I'm from Buffalo. I am the magic, I'm right where you want to be. I like movies about gladiators. You don't know me, but i'm your brother. I was raised here in this living hell. My name ain't November. I'll do almost anything that you want me to do, but I can't go for that. I like hanging around the gymnasium. Armageddon it. I met my girlfriend at the donkey show. I'll rock you like a hurricane. I am a man who would fight for your honor, i'll be the hero you're dreaming of. I am the eggman. I've seen shit that will turn you white. I'm Chuck. I be moving like I got jock itch. I'm as smooth as Harvey Bristol. My name is Artie. I'm gonna get my Shackamaxon. I ain't blind, and i don't like what i think i see. I feel it starting again. My guitar wants to kill your momma. My mind's got a mind of it's own. I got a meeting in the ladies room. All of my systems are down. When you breathe, i wanna be the air for you. I lost my langostino. Chutz is my uncle. I'm brown. I came to get down. Nobody, nobody hears me. This life is mine. Tell me how to win your heart, because i haven't got a clue. There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you. My need for unconventional sex knows no bounds. I wanna get with you, and your sister.
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ABOUT YOU:
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You think that maybe it's over, not if you don't want it to be. You give love a bad name. Heaven knows its time for you to say the things we both know are true. You can take it up the ass, or take it to the streets. Thank you for not breeding. Will is someone you should talk to. I can't believe there is a rattlesnake beside you. Time is almost up, it's your last chance for pie.
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I'd like to meet:



Someone that will tie me up. Your girlfriend. Your sister. Your wife.

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diVorce

last friday. upon coming into the office, later in the afternoon, i found my work wife cleaning out her desk due to her recent firing.   i had missed the fireworks, as i alwa...
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