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princess consuela pineapple hammock

liking people is over-rated!

About Me

i'ma dirty minded muh-fuckie...

My Interests

kicking, punching, screaming, hurting people has been a hobby pretty much since i can remember. (it makes me laugh like nothing else!)
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I'd like to meet:

anybody that understands why i think physical pain is soooo hysterical! plus arj and poopy. phil collins. conan obrien. bill cosby.bill clinton. i love those guys!

Music:

i don't care what any of you bitches say, I HATE PRINCE!

Movies:

call me a pussy but i really don't like scarey movies! nightmare before x-mas, the never ending story,labyrinth, willie wonka, the great adventures of baron munchausen, welcome to the dollhouse, anything aadmar productions(all wallace and gromit, chicken run, creature comforts), willow, and flight of the navigator. i'm sure there's more...

Television:

i don't have tv! fuck cable bills! although i do miss my conan! oh conan....

Books:

any book about sex, drugs, and mental people.

Heroes:

the baron munchausen! and inigo montoya!

My Blog

real mario bros

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/live-action-mario-brothers.ht ml
Posted by princess consuela pineapple hammock on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:38:00 PST

this will always be funny!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html
Posted by princess consuela pineapple hammock on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:27:00 PST

there goes my love

my julie and i were driving home from oneals, on washington ave, toward the greys ferry bridge. we are spotted by a car of young boys. naturaly we assume things being shouted from their tan mid-sized ...
Posted by princess consuela pineapple hammock on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:33:00 PST

song about shoes!

i had to blog this, cause its just too fucking hilarious!!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=3HjIljJd-o0&search=shoes%20mu sic%20videohttp://youtube.com/watch?v=3HjIljJd-o0&search =shoes%20music%20vid...
Posted by princess consuela pineapple hammock on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 05:42:00 PST

just be honest!

its recently come to my attention, or at least more to the foreground of my thoughts, that people who claim all they want is the truth, may actually not be as ready for it as they think they are. (i d...
Posted by princess consuela pineapple hammock on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 11:53:00 PST

if i'v had you, i hate you

my loverly funbad twin, evabad, pointed out to me the other day, something i'v never noticed about myself. when i think about it, its really quite obvious. maybe its my fear of commitment(yeah that so...
Posted by princess consuela pineapple hammock on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 06:16:00 PST

furverts!

i think it was july 9th? my wierd aunt and her new fiance were in town for the weekend, staying at the wyndham hotel. and there just so happens to be this huge fury ( aka furvert) convention going on ...
Posted by princess consuela pineapple hammock on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dave atell!

i love dave! great show, great seets(3rd row center, and free!) but this stupid white trash bitch and her white trash boyfriend sat dirrectly behind me, screaming and shouting thorugh out the entire s...
Posted by princess consuela pineapple hammock on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST