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Slade

I Need Heel Stubble

About Me



Pertinent Information:

AIM - SladeBracey
FLICKR - Dutch Gorgeous
MySpace IM - allisterwinslow

My Interests

- The Philadelphia Phillies~!
- Politics, Current Events, The World at Large.
- Pro Wrestling (Man-Child Alert!)
- Happiness.
- Being Irresponsible.
- Anonymous Honesty.
- Compulsive Behavior.
- Agoraphobia.
- GIRLS?
- Psychosomatic conditions.
- SHAMROCK SHAKES~!
- Tilde-banging~!
- Modesty as a form of arrogance.
- Living on the cheap.
- Making mean-spirited jokes.
- Being in bathrooms for no real reason.
- Low level deceptions.
- Seeming far smarter than I actually am.
- Writing lists. So many lists...
- Waking up at noon, EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE.
- BEARDS.
- My laptop.
- Awesome 3-minute pop songs.
- Dying.
- Not dying.
- Amateur Fabergé egg design.
- Making grand plans that never happen.
- Sneaking around Riverview all day.
- 'Fabing the homeless about money.
- 'Fabing the government about money.
- Being generally adorable at all times.

I'd like to meet:

Dudes:
Stan Lee - Rasputin - Judd Nelson - Brian K. Vaughn - Morrissey - John Hughes - Buckethead - Kirk Van Houten - Lionel Richie - Paul McCartney - Garth Ennis - Me on my Deathbed - Me at 11 - The physical manifestations of my inner consciousness - Paul Heyman - R.L. Stein - Ernest Hemmingway - Charles Bukowski - John Lennon - Harry Houdini - John C. McGinley - Willem Dafoe - The entire cast of Platoon, actually - Whoever came up with The Arnold Palmer - Roky Erickson - John McCain - Cal Naughton Jr. - Danny Glover

Dames:
Just one actually, but she has to be all of the following:
- Insanely Smart
- Ridiculously Funny
- Painfully Sincere
- Completely Charming
- Totally Dorky
- Crazy Delicious
- Frighteningly Adventurous
- Surprisingly Low Key
- Nauseatingly Affectionate
- Fiercely Independent
- Inexplicably Fond Of Me

(Past that, I'm not interested. Unless it's Time-Traveling Eleanore Roosevelt or Judy Blume. I'd take a lunch with either of those two in a heartbeat.)

Etc.
Aliens - The Loch Ness Monster - A Ghost - Bigfoot - A Unicorn - A Pegasus -A Time-Traveling Viking - A Time-Traveling Ninja - A Time Traveling Samurai - Time Travelers on the whole - A Predator - Giant Squids - The Scary Fish on the Ocean Floor - The Devil - Whatever Can Explain Existence To Me In Under 5 Minutes

Movies:

- The Breakfast Club
- NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
- Major League I/II
- O Brother, Where Art Thou?
- Airheads
- Almost Famous
- The Mighty Ducks Trilogy
- The Big Lebowski
- Every Coen Brothers movie, actually.
- Predator 1+2
- Drew Barrymore RomComs (Fever Pitch!!!)
- Sin City
- Boondock Saints
- Legend of Drunken Master
- Mean Girls
- Wet Hot American Summer
- Dog Day Afternoon
- Against Me's "We're Never Going Home"
- Garden State
- Most anything based on Comic Books.
- Donnie Darko
- Versus
- Battle Royale
- Most Kevin Smith stuff.
- Tarantino movies.
- Martial-Arts Period Piece Dramas
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Television:

Current:
- Ninja Warrior/Unbeatable Banzuke
- Mythbusters/Dirty Jobs
- Metalocalypse!!!
- The UNIVERSE
- The Whitest Kids U Know
- Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia
- Real Time With Bill Maher
- American Gladiators

Constant:
- The Daily Show
- The Colbert Report
- Seinfeld
- The Simpsons
- Old White Men Discussing Politics
- Wrestling/MMA

Classic:
- Arrested Development
- The Critic
- Adventures Of Pete and Pete
- Radio Free Roscoe
- Degrassi: The Next Generation
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer
- Angel
- Chappelle's Show
- The Office (UK)

Books:

- Wrestling dirtsheets
- Downloaded comic books
- The New York Times
- The Philadelphia Inquirer (when I can't find the Times)
- GQ, Rolling Stone, Interview
- Leonard F. Chikarason Presents Beard Aficionado
- City Paper, Philly Weekly
- No actual books, lately. Put me on to something good

My Blog

High Times and Low IQs.

I had strange thought the other day. My friend was down in the dumps and telling me that he wished he could live a simpler life, as a bird or a dog or a deep sea fish or any other number of seemingly ...
Posted by Slade on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:54:00 PST

Damn, We’re In A Tight Spot!

    In all honesty, 2008 has not gone the way I've been hoping for thus far. Early last year, a few of us decided that we would forgo any concern for what happened during 2007 and simpl...
Posted by Slade on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:54:00 PST

The 2008 Giant Sized Compendium Of Things I’d Like To Accomplish

    Some I'm sitting here in my new attic home, where all I can see out of my tiny attic is, ironically, the TLA, and I've been thinking - what do I really want to do this year? I took ...
Posted by Slade on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:26:00 PST

A Pocket Sized Recreation Of The Birth Of The Universe.

2007.Huh.To be completely honest, I entered this year with ZERO expectations. It was dubbed "The Great Wait for 2008" and I prepared myself for 365 straight days of averageness. No jarring changes, no...
Posted by Slade on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 02:22:00 PST

A Thinly Veiled Cry For Help.

    I could write something really long and vague here. Something no one would get, or care about even if they did. I could put something here that I would look at in two mont...
Posted by Slade on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:06:00 PST

Happy Belated Canadian Thanksgiving!

Today...Shit.Today SUCKED. Like being forced to eat a giant burlap sack of dicks that had been soaking in bleach, vinegar and Canada Dry under a heat lamp for a week. That kind of suck...But with ter...
Posted by Slade on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:27:00 PST

Slade Bracey HG?

    So there I was the other day, minding my own business at a wrestling show, keeping my nose to the grindstone and whatnot, when all of sudden, this random broad comes up to me and sa...
Posted by Slade on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:40:00 PST

It Just Wouldn’t Be Clever If I Didn’t Call This One "Catch-22"...

    Maybe it's the pumpkin pie, or the new Band of Horses record, or the whacky Stan Hansen promos talking here, but I think shit is going to be alright.     You see, ton...
Posted by Slade on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:13:00 PST

Good Riddance, You Half-Retarded Sack of Used Dicks.

"I'm not an artist.I'm an asshole without a job.Making money off alcohol.Making money off calling myself out.Look at me - A FRAUD! A PHONEY!"This just in - I am still a scumbag.And there's an ever gro...
Posted by Slade on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:10:00 PST

Paying Out The Karmic Debt In Full

    Today, I got hit by a car, going about 25. Well, technically, my bike got hit. I just flew over the roof of the car onto the sidewalk. That was kind of awesome, right up until I lan...
Posted by Slade on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:09:00 PST