∆The Osirian Portal [Ophidian & Amasis]∆

(Due to the lack of technology in the times of egypt, Amasis and Ophidian do not know how to work a computer. I am a slave being forced to spread the funk across every form of media i that i can. If I do not, Amasis has threatened to use the portal to send me back in time and leave me in the Ice Age.)This is the Myspace for The Venomous and Vile, Ophidian, and The Funky Pharaoh, Amasis. Collectively, this tandem is known as The Osirian Portal. These great men hail from the last great dynasty of egypt. That Dynasty is the 26th one which is ruled by The Funky Pharaoh Himself, Amasis. The snake that accompanies him is right hand man, Ophidian. Appointed to him by the god Osiris, Ophidian is capable of taking down any man that stands in the way of Amasis and his eventual world domination. Amasis will be the only man to rule the world in the Past, Present and Future! Chikara, Professional Wrestling, America, Egypt, The World, Can you dig it!!!!!!!CHIKARA:The Osirian Portal - The Osirian Wars