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In 2002, Patton, this time fronting Tomahawk at the London Astoria, again exposed his penis and urinated on a bunch of photographers. Officials at the venue were horrified, but Patton claimed after the show that it was merely a squirting dildo he'd shoved in his pants before going on-stage. The admission seemed to satisfy the press. However, in a recent interview Patton was asked if it was real or not and was quoted as saying, "There's a dick. There's piss. You do the math."
with the content of the emails i get i have come to the conclusion that OBVIOUSLY no one reads the 'about you" section.
though bands do make sure to read about your 'music' section and try to promote their shit by saying "HEY my band sounds like this band you love" and they OBVIOULSY don't.
so i have been debating as to what to write in this section on my myspace page. humm let's see...
Formerly Elsa Bangz and a wrestling valet i am about 2 and a half classes short of a Classical Music degree from Vincent D'Indy in Montreal Quebec. (i chose classical music after reluctantly launching myself into Literary studies.) i have co-starred in and co-produced Burlesque Shows under the name Elsa Lee of The Coral Lees with my partner Seska Lee. though the revival of burlesque is quite on the rise, our troop did (for REALZ) differ from anything else available on the scene then and still does.
i am socially incompetent. i have never traveled overseas. i have a housewife complex. i have lived too many lives, but only in my head. i am going through an early mid-life crisis.
i am a fake geek. i wish i was a real one, but it's no use, i have the attention span of a 1 year old.
i have no gag reflex. my boobs used to be bigger. i have weird OCD. i fall asleep with the TV on. i use way too much scrub. my ass has barely any cellulite, which is good for an old lady i guess. i freak out every time the phone rings. i wish i could finish the books i pretend i am writing, and finally be respectable artist. i am scared of logging online. i'm a great weekend host but you can stay home. i wear the same jeans all the time and they have big holes in them (fixed that i got new jeans). i wanna mix the sperm of Maynard James Keenan and Mike Patton as an experiment to see what genius would come out of it. I have no interest in flirting. I have no interest in your band, tattoos, art, wrestling or self. I am only here for vain’s sake, to accumulate online friendships that I will never cultivate. ok that was rude, it’s un true. I do SOMETIMES care. If you’re lucky. Make it good and snappy.
I WONT add you on AIM/MSN/YAhoo and ALL SHILLS in whatever form they can come will be DELETED
tattoo credits go off to Dave Cummings (Pointe St-Charles tattoo Montreal QC), Guillaume Couture (Tattoomania, Montreal QC) and Steve Moore (Sacred Heart Tattoo, Vancouver BC.)
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