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Kiefer is the name.
i am in constant battle with authorithy. anarchy and misanthropy are ideals that i strongly relate to.
i do my share of socialization just so that everyone's aware that i exist and that i'll contest this existence to the very end.
i have a few friends but i am more of a silent observer.
public disturbance and voyeurism are passions of mine. i like to be heard, i like to watch.
my mom says i am quite "good" amongst many other positive explatives. at times i like to wash over all the good deeds with a nice "running around and barking like a douchetard while stealing anything in sight and causing havoc" just to throw her off. it keeps her at bay.
my passions are: getting stuck in holes i've chewed out of my blankey, getting stuck under the chairs and rubbing my back, sitting on the porch or in the yard looking into infinity, going to the bark park, slapping people in the face, getting belly rubs, howling at sticks/people/moving grass/trees/squirrels/etc. you know regular dog stuff. sleeping is always nice as well.
you get the point.
hoods up, no one understands me. my thoughts are of complexe emotions that only blood, love and intricate lyrics can emote. or poop.
