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Sweet 'n' Sour

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About Me

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BOOM!! That’s right you bum, Larry Sweeney. BOOM!! As you read this, I’m driving the loop in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana, defending the most prestigious title in the territory, the ICW/ICWA Texarkana Television Title, fightin' for mah life every night of the week. And you know there are no highways down there. There’s only I-10 right along the Gulf, so the champ’s red-eyeing it down LA State Route 244, cold cup of coffee in hand, Eddie Money blaring on the speakers of my Trans-Am. When I get tired, I pull over to do calisthenics. Or I put on some lotion and catch a nap in a tanning booth.I also manage the affairs of the most devastating wrestling stable in professional wrestling today, Sweet 'n' Sour Incorporated. The best wrestling talent in the world is associated with Ring of Honor, and only the cream of the crop is associated with Larry Sweeney. Except Bobby Dempsey, I can't explain that one.

My Interests

Pro wrestling, tanning, hitting the gym. Creating a space for accurate self-assessment of others and assisting in that process. Sweat lodges/sweating in general. Arnold Palmer, the beverage more than the golfer. Hatha Yoga. Transcendental experiences and writing. The fiction piece in the New Yorker. Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Gas station coffee. Indian culture. The Chicago Cubs. It'll happen before I die. Sushi. Classical guitar and learning 'Classical Gas' at the rate of 2 measures per year. I am also an ordained minister in the Church of Universal Life, so I can take care of your marriage, baptism, or any other gimmick you've got to work out with the big guy. For a reasonable fee.

I'd like to meet:

The wrestling fanscape is thick with disgustos and morons. If you fall into either category, you probably won't be hearing from me.

Music:

Johnny Cash. A Tribe Called Quest. George Thorogood. Tom Waits. The Kinks. Bachman-Turner Overdrive. Eddie Money. Grand Puba. Little Sammy Davis. The Zombies. KRS-ONE. Muddy Waters. Electric Light Orchestra. The Loving Spoonfull. The Highwaymen. Art Brut. Weezer. The Beach Boys. Hank Williams, Jr. The Animals. The Police. Nice & Smooth. Frank Sinatra. The Magnetic Fields. Sammy Davis, Jr. Fountains of Wayne. John Coltrane. Johnny Cash. Al Green. The White Stripes. Paul Anka. Marshall Tucker Band. Jim Croce. Nirvana. Warren Zevon. Stevie Ray Vaughan. Miles Davis. Gil Mantera's Party Dream. Talking Heads. Wig Master Wack and Funk Grand Slam. Johnny Cash.

Movies:

Glengarry Glen Ross, Short Cuts, Rocky movies, Royal Tannenbaums, Scent of A Woman, A Fish Called Wanda, Animal House, National Lampoon's Vacation, Rushmore, My Cousin Vinny, Godfathers I & II, 40 Year-Old Virgin, O Brother Where Art Thou, Fargo, Raising Arizona, Little Miss Sunshine. Other stuff.

Television:

I moved and I don't have cable anymore. The only thing I miss is the Colbert Report.

Books:

Moby Dick, Autobiography of a Yogi, Be Here Now, Into the Wild, Jonathan Franzen, Tom Perotta, David Sedaris, Michael Chabon, mcsweeneys.net, wrestling writing, Thoreau, Emerson, Bukowski, Calvino, Carver, Orwell, Hesse, Chomsky, Krishnamurti.

Heroes:

Hector Villanueva, former second string catcher for the Cubs.

My Blog

Larry Sweeney: The Legends Tour DVD Lineup

Sweeney vs. Golden Vampire XIII IWA-Mid South: Highland, Indiana. 15 January 2005.With a mere 20 matches under his belt, can young Larry avoid Ultra-Mega Mass Homicide when he unmasks t...
Posted by Sweet 'n' Sour on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:03:00 PST

The New Addition to your Wardrobe

I know what your problem is.  Sure, you could throw that spectacular lavender 'Sweet 'n' Sour' shirt through the wash every night.  This would enable you to wear it every day.  You coul...
Posted by Sweet 'n' Sour on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:30:00 PST

So you wanna look like a real man? Buy my shirt.

Ha!  Check it out you bums, the best thing going today, the new Larry Sweeney T-Shirt.  Available in sizes S-XXXL, this is such a perfect gift that it doesn't need a holiday to excuse it. &n...
Posted by Sweet 'n' Sour on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 01:36:00 PST

NEW DVD!!!!!!! Don't Mess with Texarkana: The Best of Larry Sweeney

That's right, the time has arrived.  Finally.  The Collection that every wrestling fan has been frothing at the mouth to get:  Don't Mess with Texarkana: The Best of Larry Sweeney. ...
Posted by Sweet 'n' Sour on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 04:32:00 PST