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Tank Toland

I enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!

About Me

So you want to know about me. Maybe you are a fan and think you know me or maybe your a friend and have known me for years. Either way, I'm always going to be a suprise with my unpredictable ways. I like to keep people on their toes. I know that with my striking features and chisseled physique I can come off as cocky, arrogant and intimidating but I'm just confident. I'm actually more of a clown and just like to have fun, laugh and make others do the same........whether they like it or not Dam it!!! When you are talking or hanging with me I expect to have fun and there are NO exceptions, lives too short to deal with drama! I'm a "live for the moment" kind of guy and like my friends to be the same.With my type of personality it's only fitting that I do what I do. I have loved wrestling my entire life and to be able to do it for a living has been a dream come true. Like a moth to the flame, I am to the spot light. I love to show my abilities while entertaining people.I'm currently one of the head trainers for Ohio Valley Wrestling (OVW) as well as wrestling full time with Ring of Honor (ROH) and other promotions. If you are wondering if I was James Dick of WWE's Smackdown, yes I was. Being in the WWE was great but the gimmick that was given to me could have been a lot better...obviously. Ring of Honor has been great b/c it's let me wrestle and be more of the character I want to be.If you want to add me, feel free. If you want to book me for your promotion send me a message. If you want me to Dance like a monkey, forget about it.........well, maybe if the money is right lol!I'M IN A NEW WRESTLING DVD THAT I'M FEATURED IN ALL THE MATCHES, I PRETTY MUCH DO ALL POWER MOVES AND AM THE MOST COCKY I'VE EVER BEEN (AND THAT'S SAYING ALOT)! THE VIDEO IS OVER AN HOUR LONG, SO CHECK IT OUT FOR PURCHASE AT RASSLINANDMUSCLE.COM

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My Interests

Wrestling, Bodybuilding, Video Games, Traveling, Shopping, Playing guitar, Kicking ass and looking good hehehe!

I'd like to meet:

People who can hold my attention. I like to have fun and be entertained. I'm also into people that can hold a good conversation. I'm not just crushing good looks....I also have a brain and I like to use it..........sometimes! Unfortunately, some of the people I would like to meet don't actually exist. People like, Dwight shrute, Micheal Scott and the rest of the characters of the office. I would also like to meet characters from heros, family guy and smallville as well as all of Will Farrells characters. Your results:
You are Apocalypse Apocalypse 86% Dr. Doom 86% Venom 82% Juggernaut 80% Dark Phoenix 77% Magneto 72% Lex Luthor 68% Mystique 64% Green Goblin 64% The Joker 62% Kingpin 62% Catwoman 61% Mr. Freeze 57% Poison Ivy 54% Riddler 51% Two-Face 44% You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.
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Music:

Rock, Metal, some Pop, 80's, I likes are diverse!

Movies:

Comedy (Anchor Man,Zoolander,Napoleon Dynamite, This list is endless), Anything with Will Ferrell, action and suspense, drama. I basically like most movies as long as it doesn't want to make me kill myself (The Notebook) but I admit I did like it.

Television:

The Office,Big Brother, Smallville, VH1 programs, MTV programs, Heroes, Family Guy, SNL, Wrestling. I love watching TV!

Books:

I've read lots of books but there are just too many to list.

Heroes:

Mom, YOUR mom, Dad, My Bro kirk, Superman, Arnold Schwartzenegger,Will Ferrell, Oh yeah and myself.....of course!

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To everyone in myspace land!

Hey everyone, I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm not ignoring you if I haven't gotten back to you. It's been a combo of comp. problems and being VERY busy with wrestling.  I will try to ...
Posted by Tank Toland on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:31:00 PST