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Colt Cabana

I'm Moving To Kentucky

About Me

Welcome to my MYSPACE site.My Fake Name is Colt Cabana!I see Myspace as a great opportunity to talk to all my fans and random girls who probably wouldn't talk to me at a bar or the mall or something..A little about me:
Grew up in Chicago, went to College in Michigan, moved to Louisville, Ky and now I lay my head in Tampa, FL. The details are sketchy of how all of how this happened, but it has something to do with a pair of man-spandex, a broken CD player and 3 green crayons. I'm a proud member of the YMCA, which is awkward because I'm Jewish. I think it's ok because as long as I don't wear that thingy on my head, they don't seem to mind. When not wrestling I like to work out, watch TV, Netflix movies, ride my bike, be creative and most importantly...RELAX! I also have a passion for various artistic ways of comedy (especially in wrestling). I have been a pro wrestler since I was 18 years old. I hold a Bachelor's Degree in Marketing, but decided to put all the backup plans to the side and pursue the only passion I've truely ever had. I'm just a kid from the suburbs who had a different dream than everyone else. I also live a drug-free and stress-free lifestyle.
Thanks to wrestling I have been to England, Japan, Puerto Rico, Scotland, Ireland, France, Austria, Germany, Mexico, Canada and all over the United States. I've met so many different people from so many different aspects of life.Some things I've done and am proud of is...
  • wrestling for one of the classiest and best pure wrestling promotion around, RING OF HONOR
  • Wrestling on MTV for Wrestling Society X which was taken off the air because the stupid girls from the Hills were much cooler than us.
    • On April 2nd, 2007 I signed a contract with the WWE. Originally, WWE moved me to Louisville, KY where I wrestled for OVW. Currently, I was moved to Tampa, FL and now wrestle for WWE's only Developmental system, FCWAlso, for all of you who have or are going to send me requests for your internet wrestling radio show... Everything and Anything must be cleared through the WWE offices, so ask them, not me.A new sweet official Colt Cabana site is here at... Cabanaramma Dot Com!A cool Colt Cabana website can always be visited at Colt-Central.comIf you wanna just BS about Cabanarammadingdong...Go over and chat with my friends on The Colt Cabana LiveJournal, "Good Times, Great Memories"SNAIL MAIL!!!! (SEND ME COOL STUFF!!!!)FCWAttention: Colt Cabana4535 South Dale Mabry Tampa, FL 33611 MERCHANDISE Autographed Picturesor8"x10" Pic...$6 (free shipping)Thx to ShanesPhotos & Mary Kate Grosso Limited TSHIRTSAND$20 (Free Shipping in USA / $5 S&H for Int'l Orders) CLICK BELOW TO USE PAYPAL

    My Interests

    I'd like to meet:

    Friends....Fans...Browsers...Haters....and everything inbetween.Colt Cabana's Advert on The Wrestling Channel UKPWG: Colt & Generico after a hard days work!Colt Cabana ROH INTROColt Cabana v. Steve Corino ; Zero One Max Tokyo, JapanCabana Attempts to cut a promo with BIG VAN WALTERTEAM SHAG ENTRANCE VIDEO... 1PW British Tag Team Champions!

    Music:

    Hip Hop, R & B, Rap, Slow Jamz...BUT...also, basically anything not Metal/Country.

    Movies:

    Anchorman, Old School, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, Swingers, Boogie Knights, Half Baked, Dumb and Dumber, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Over the Top, Running Man, Karate Kid,Lady Bugs, Major League, Dunstin Checks In(!), Happy Gilmore, Zoolander, Night at the Roxbury, Just One of the Guys, Revenge of the Nerds, Death to Smoochy, Grandma's Boy, Superbad, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Wet Hot American Summer, Shawshank Redemtion, Harold and Kumar, Wedding Crashers, Oh man...the list goes on and on.

    Television:

    20/20, Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Conan, Comedy Central Presents, Dexter, Entourage, Family Guy, Friday Night Lights, Human Giant, Lost, Naked Trucker & T-Bones, Ninja Warrior, MTV: Made & True Life, My Boys, SNL, Sarah Silverman Show, South Park, Simpsons, The Office (US), UFC, Wild World of Spike, WSX (RIP)

    Books:

    Atlas & Dictionary

    My Blog

    Red Square

    http://www3.telus.net/public/a7a55952/redsq.htmAs of Today, My High is 19.54Can anyone beat it? outta pure insomnia, Ive been playing this a lot thanks to my friend Jason!
    Posted by Colt Cabana on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:08:00 PST

    Digital Fun Town

    Hi there.My buddy Dave Ball just posted his first webisode on Digital Fun Town. Please take a looksy! He's hillarious.ThxCabanahttp://www.digitalfuntown.com/showchanne l.php?page=21&title=News%20From...
    Posted by Colt Cabana on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:57:00 PST

    More Ebay Fun

    It could be yours :)http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1102407 09760&_trksid=p3907.m32&_trkparms=tab%3DSelling
    Posted by Colt Cabana on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:39:00 PST

    wwe.com article.

    Hey there. If ya didn’t see there’s a couple pictures up on WWE.com of me hanging with the Punkster on his big weekend. Go have a look...http://www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania/exclusives/...
    Posted by Colt Cabana on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:09:00 PST

    Matt Classic & Matt Sydal WSX Ebay

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STR K:MESEX:IT&item=110236803342&_trksid=p3984.cSELL.m315.lVIYou guys should bid on that.
    Posted by Colt Cabana on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:32:00 PST

    Cabana Update!

    Hello All. Question: AM I Lazy... Answer: Yes.   BUT...That has nothing to do with why I haven't really updated much around these parts of town.  Truth be told, I now live in Kentucky ...
    Posted by Colt Cabana on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:39:00 PST

    Goodbye Classic, Hello BOOM BOOM!

    I never made much of a statement on the internet after I was signed by the WWE. A lot of you either went to, or will check out ROH's GOOD TIMES GREAT MEMORIES event that was held in Chicago Ridge, IL...
    Posted by Colt Cabana on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:03:00 PST

    Matt Classic MERCH in ENGLAND this week

    I have VERY LIMITED Matt Classic Tshirts for sale for those who come to the ROH FanFest this Saturday in Liverpool.I believe I have 3 Large, 2 XL and 1 2XLIts first come, first serve.There will also b...
    Posted by Colt Cabana on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:00:00 PST

    CONGRATS AARON!

    Last night the Chicago Bears played the Indianapolis Colts in the most famous American Event of the Year...THE SUPERBOWL.Although I am a diehard Chicago Supporter in ALL THINGS,It was with great pride...
    Posted by Colt Cabana on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:33:00 PST

    Dear Winnepeg, I'm Sorry

    OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH What A Shit Day!I woke up this morning at 5:45 ready to catch a flight out of New Jersey and eventually ending up for my Manitoba debut. At 8:45PM I was on a plane headin...
    Posted by Colt Cabana on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:42:00 PST