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About Me

My goal is to be homeless. That is when income from my own projects surpasses my 9-5, and I can go wherever I want and bring the trusty laptop with me. Borders bookstore has become my second office, and I fear I will become "that" guy who's always there, so I take days off. There I work on game-related things, and that's not moving fast enough for me. I like Mixed Martial arts, ie the UFC, Pride, and smaller shows. I watch pro wrestling from time to time. I have some kickass exercise stuff I don't use enough. I have a giant blue ball. I will become mature after my penis does. I am not actually gay nor a swinger. My life is stranger than yours even if you're a talking penguin. Beware, I know many submissions. I've been hit in the nuts too hard, and too many times. I won't put celebrities in my friends list. Or maybe even friends for that matter. I am white, but it wouldn't surprise me to find out I'm black someday.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nobody, but what the hell.

My Blog

my new album releases

it's iTunes exclusive for the next month, then it will hit the shelves on CD.It's titled "Blow me if you're bored," look for it.
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:46:00 GMT

Life improves by a tiny bit

It's arrived. It's old, and it already made me injure myself so it's awesome.
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:49:00 GMT

Kill some tanks

You'll need to install the Unity player as prompted to actually see the little game.I dropped this stuff into a temporary space becauase I'm working on a mouse/keyboard control to allow 360 degree aim...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:37:00 GMT

friggin.. Tom

It occured to me that this whole myspace thing was a desparate attempt for Tom to push himself to new people as a friend, and he got all rich by lucky coincidence. He's still single, which is perplex...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:35:00 GMT

You know what’s not cool anymore?

Scenes in shows/movies/games where someone is performing exaggeratedly japanese acrobatics while dodging bullets/arrows/knives/lasers/whateverthehell, like a rip of the Matrix "bullet-time" effect wit...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:25:00 GMT

Bob! BOB! is what ebay makes me say.

Dear frigginjoe,HI JOE I SHIPPED THE EXERSIZE MACHINE TODAY SORRY FOR THE FEW DAY DELAY I WAS OUT OF TOWN BOB SHOULD BE TO YOU WITHIN THE WEEK THANKS ALOT BOBAhhhh. Come tf on.
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:53:00 GMT

Sweet Joe Memories Vol 1

I used to work in a supermarket as a kid (edit: and young adult, come to think of it...).There were these twin black chicks, real tall.One used to annoy me because she had this exaggerated sexy walk s...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:17:00 GMT

workspace

This is where models in progress and rejects go. If there is a controllable character, user WASD (up left right, down), spacebar and mouseclick to controlthar
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:25:00 GMT

Commenting on women with bad judgement.

Bad judgement in the sense they have fucking pics of themselves, and some are glamour shots at that. This isn't exactly a new thing, but I ran across a couple by accident and still wonder why the hel...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 14:57:00 GMT

Best tasting vomit

So after rushing down a banana (stfu) and some diet soda, I had no choice but to puke.I must say, puking banana is as good as puking gets.Mild, non-acidic and quite pleasant.
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 13:28:00 GMT