â˜…Kyle Durdenâ˜… Internet Millionaire

About Me

"All the world is a stage, all the men and women merely players.." I may be an Internet Millionaire who made his money selling an adult entertainment company to whom will remain nameless for copyright purposes(all I can say is if I still was in charge those girls would be a lot hotter and a lot wilder!) Did I mention I also happen to be a Professional Wrestler? How about the voice of Ring of Honor wrestling? Employed by the Hard Rock Cafe at the new Yankees stadium? An amazing lover(ask around)!? Now you know. I traveled throughout the world to gain the skills (including a small Tibet village where I learned from a monk whose name in untranslatable to the english language.CRAZY!)but am mostly to blame for by the ROH Training Academy (check out the company at rohwrestling.com or see my work for the east coast NWA)to become the spandex wearing messiah I am today... I was a fat kid growing up, became an ego driven prick to survive, and live a gimmick that you need only the most basic psych background to understand........ be honest with me and I'll be there for you forever..... if not I'll make you hate me long before you get the chance to come to the idea on your own... You may happen to be some emotionally unstable yet gorgeous woman that finds me online and will claim to love me; if so, please, hesitate to get a hold of me (too much of that too often)...what can I say, I'm damaged goods (as I was told by a "friend", "You're so much hotter when you don't talk".....oh, and my libido gets me into way too much which being so damn analytical really doesn't help (*you were right*)....

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My Blog

DURDEN FACTS!!!!!!!!!!

People always want to know more about Kyle Durden. Who am I to dissapoint. Here you are:- At the age of 4 was bestowed with the knowledge from a tarot reader that he was destined for great...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:49:00 GMT

Check out this video: Kyle Durden - Photo Journey

People always ask "Kyle, do you ever take pictures of all the great things you've seen and done?" The answer is of course, yes. I even have a large cache of personal photographer's that follows me a...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:35:00 GMT

Check out this video: Kyle Durden w/ NWA champion Adam Pearce

So I'm outside of a show in Hartford CT, hoping that some poor excuse for a New England driver doesn't plow me down and leave me like a 70 year old man in the street, when lo and behold, lookie lookie...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 22:37:00 GMT

Check out this video: Kyle Durden shares THE SECRET

With Kyle Durden around who could want for anything. The answer: they can want to be just as fantastical as me. So imagine my horror when I happened upon the discovery that a friend was looking to be...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:39:00 GMT

Female friend needed advice - and I felt somewhat profound, so here it is

A couple of things. Men are idiots and usually have the maturity level of a stunted 13 year old. Blame being surrounded by other guys I guess and macho BS, which leads into the next thing - we're talk...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 23:34:00 GMT

ROHwrestling.com Black Friday Sale!!!!

I got a tip from the office that you should to go to ROHwrestling.com on Black Friday. Biggest sale yet. Make sure to check out all the stuff we have to offer as the better they do, they better I do. ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:07:00 GMT

Chris Benoit & Family R.I.P.

Just because I'm sick of all this crap of bad of a person he must be...there are some studies that suggest that massive head trauma can lead to masked depression resulting in going to some sever...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:35:00 GMT

Update

So after a long two weeks (Cleveland is only fun at 3 in the morning with drunk wrestlers, and Detroit is great to make you love that you live somewhere else) I am forced to take some time off from tr...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 18:37:00 GMT

Random daily things

One more day of the year, and nothing planned as always...... Sarah and I came up with the plan to marry at 30 if alone (I know, I know, it's a blatant rip-off of countless TV and movie plots but fu...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 01:58:00 GMT

prior engagments

I just accidentally deleted everything I just wrote, so now I'm pissed.....Soft lips, hollow words, and everything in between (if you think I'm referring to you, and you dislike me, then I am.... ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 04:46:00 GMT