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Barbie Richards

You dirty ol' dishrag.

About Me

'The Voice of The Beautiful People' can be heard weekly on In Your Head at www.inyourheadonline.com and seen daily in the hearts of hos and mos alike.

I haven't updated this in a while so let us wipe it clean and start again.
I have a healthy respect for the following things:
- Lions & Tigers.
- Killer Whales/Orcas.
- Goodfellas Solos and/or Mini Pizzas.
- Lucha Masks and the Skinny People who wear them.
- Pro-Wrestling's Men & Women.
I enjoy the following things:
- Makin' like I just netted a 3-pointer then snapping my fingers to indicate sass.
- Pretending I know anything about sports and talking about how much better the athletes were in my day.
- Wearing a leather jacket and inspirin' Mothers to lock up their Daughters.
I really enjoy Women's Wrestling. If you read that and thought "Durr hurr titters" I can safely say we may not get along well. As I am vengeful and without remorse.If I had to say what ruled the most about myself , I would pick my incredible forearms.

My Interests

www.inyourheadonline.com and the expansion of mind and spirit. One and the same. I also hope one day to be on the winning side when the giant insects take over - I'm a side-switcher , alright. Meat; consumption of.

I'd like to meet:

- Terry Nutkins.
- An Irish Rasta-mon.
- A woman who has the knowledge and ability to cook me copious amounts of corn-based Salt & Vinegar flavoured stick-shaped snacks.
- A priest to marry me unto previously described lady.
- Apparently somewhere out there is a person who is more or less my exact double. I wish to go gay for one night with that guy.
There is also probably someone out there who looks just like you. Would you have sex with them ? Lemme know. So I can use it against you in an arguement.

Music:

Tenacious D (Greatest band on earth), Jimi Hendrix, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Nirvana, Black Sabbath, Lacuna Coil, Neil Young, Pearl Jam, Peter Gabriel, Porcupine Tree, Queen, RHCP, W.A.S.P., The Allman Brothers Band... that's some of it.

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Heroes:

THE UltraMantis Black. Stevie Richards , always.

My Blog

Birmingham

I don't remember, Did something in my past create a hole? Don't use your gender, To drive a stake right through my soul. I live to function. On my own is all I know. No friends to mention, No distrac...
Posted by Barbie Richards on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 10:20:00 PST

Hitch hiking

Never done it. Not even once. Got offered a ride home by this creepy old dude who lived nearby me when I was growing up. It was raining and he asked "Need a lift home ?" I told him I literally lived 3...
Posted by Barbie Richards on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:59:00 PST

Barbie Richards - Portrait of an Ejit.

He's a perfect stranger, Like a cross of himself and a fox. He's a feeling arranger, And a changer of the ways he talks. He's the unforeseen danger, The keeper of the key to the locks. Know when you ...
Posted by Barbie Richards on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:18:00 PST

Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh... ding...

News you'll never use.War. Good God now. (What is it good for ?) Spreading the message of our Lord , ofcourse. Silly. How will they ever understand the peace and harmony of the Church if we don't kill...
Posted by Barbie Richards on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:03:00 PST

So here we are.

It's 2007 and the music known as the blues has only existed in our public libraries for over a year. Dead art. Shame. Yeah , I wanted to use that in a blog in 2006 but I'm lazy and this ain't no stink...
Posted by Barbie Richards on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:36:00 PST

Toilet Training

Alex DeLarge says:I was reading how Doring, Roadkill and Wolfe both took turns to pee on Lita. I wonder if Edge knows?@LX Barbbey-- "I wanna meet the cheese." says:I dunno. That sounds a bit off. @LX ...
Posted by Barbie Richards on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 11:00:00 PST

Kurt Angle jobless...

Barbie Richards doesn't care. 
Posted by Barbie Richards on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 04:03:00 PST

Jibber-Jabbering. Someone alert Mr.T.

HELLO and WELCOME to scenic Barbie Richards' blog for what promises to be nothing , everything and a whole bujizzle more/less. Now we've got your hopes ambiguously confused... we continue. IYH (which ...
Posted by Barbie Richards on Wed, 17 May 2006 11:14:00 PST

IYH Theme Song Lyrics

I'm gunna try and transcribe 'em while under the influence. YEAH. IN YOUR HEAD.The number one show on the net,That means we're the best , In Your Head like Goldberg next.IN YOUR HEAD.For the punks and...
Posted by Barbie Richards on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 12:51:00 PST

Explaining things is hard.

R  a  o  u  l   D  u  k  e says:How do I shape and re-shape a image once I've pasted it to a new page?"Lionheart" Barbie Richards says:Come again ?R  ...
Posted by Barbie Richards on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:38:00 PST