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Alexander

Life begins at 3am.

About Me

I am an insane, neurotic and possibly extra-terrestrial curmudgeon from Southend, Essex. I’m generally clueless to where I want to take my life, but I’m sure I’ll figure something out. After all, the world has plenty of uses for a drugged up Mick and his deplorable level of understanding, right?

My Interests

Flipping people off, rolling my eyes, sarcasm, apathy, masturbation, Music, Cinema, walking around aimlessly at night, psychedelic drugs, expanding my horizons, eating Skittles, claiming I'm a lawyer/record producer when I'm really not, intelligent conversation, hanging out in bars, and professional wrestling

I'd like to meet:

Who I’d like to meet? This is going to be a tough question to answer without stepping on necrophilia-like territory. The world has lost too many fine men and women. I guess I’d like to meet the likes of Dylan Kidd, Tom Fontana and Alex Shelley before they all meet their bereavement.

Music:

The Pixies, Sonic Youth, Nirvana, R.E.M, Alice in Chains, Interpol, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Fall, Babes in Toyland, Gumball, The Beatles, Pearl Jam, Pavement, Smashing Pumpkins, The Offspring, Violent Femmes, Catherine Wheel, Gumball, QOTSA, Dramarama, The Vaselines, Flaming Lips, Radiohead, Le Tigre, PJ Harvey, Nada Surf, Eagles of Death Metal, Dinosaur jr.

Movies:

Slacker, Clerks, Repo Man, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Swingers, Donnie Darko, Kids, My Own Private Idaho, Back to the Future, Igby Goes Down, American Beauty, Ironweed, Harsh Times, The Big Lebowski, The Game, Dazed and Confused, Mallrats, Raising Arizona, Roger Dodger, Men in Black, The Usual Suspects, The Warriors.

Television:

Oz, Entourage, Frasier, 24, Dexter, Frisky Dingo, Peep Show.

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, The Politics of Ecstasy, Rage, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Survivor, The Rum Diary, Flash Backs.

Heroes:

River Phoenix, Hunter S. Thompson, Jack Nicholson.

My Blog

Slanted and Enchanted.

Plan for 2007: fly to Egypt and perform fellatio on The Sphinx. No, I won't elaborate. If you haven't realized I'm actually partially insane by now you shouldn't be reading this. Why can't I sexually ...
Posted by Casper on Mon, 21 May 2007 05:04:00 PST

I don't like you/I love you

I recently had to put together a list of things I am intensely in love with for a forum I frequent. Nothing fancy. Just a paragraph of about 50 things ranging from sex to LSD to masturbation to dribbl...
Posted by Casper on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:51:00 PST

Finally, I have returned.

CASPER IS BACK, BABY! I figure that's the best way to start out. I haven't written anything in months and I lost my concentration span when I sold my heart to some fat cunt behind a screen. Only one p...
Posted by Casper on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:11:00 PST

Crazy Talk (announcements, too).

Bad weeks.   Well all have them right? I mean, some of us get fired from our respective occupations, some of us contract sexually transmitted diseases, and some of us get cuckolded by our girlfri...
Posted by Casper on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:06:00 PST

Dream Diaries and Ideas for Work.

As I sit here at 2am in the morning, with a pot of tea and fresh pack of cigarettes, it's suddenly occurred to me that all my 'blogs' (if you can even call them that) are either inane ramblings or pas...
Posted by Casper on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:51:00 PST