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Merk E. Waters

About Me

Typical stoner/loser from upstate NY......I'm sort of arty like, and am the savior of rock and roll(you just don't know it yet)A dork on many fronts, it is very probable that I would rather hang out with my PS2 then you.So yeah and stuff....that's me in a nutshell I guess......

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ummmm.....Mostly people who are already dead. For the living, I guess Kim Deal, Kim Gordon, Thurston Moore, Kristin Hersh, Steve Albini, Mark E smith, Nick Cave(if only for his work with the birthday party) Satomi Matsuzuki, Kurt Vonnegut(add one more to the dead heroes list), and Mr. huggles are some...although I don't see what meeting any of these people would actually accomplish....they all know they are the shit already

My Blog

Eat shit facist fuckhole!!

BunniesPuppiesPandasFlowersRainbowsColorsSunshineBirds ChirpingA warm breeze on your skin...........Slowly peeling it offBones crispingLungs CollapsingIntestines DanglingThe comforting glimpse of...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 15:45:00 GMT

Listen to my band

So yes, my fabled band which everyone has heard so much about (but besides a handful of people, have heard very little of) finally has some fucking music up.I am ecstatic, as we ha...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 23:58:00 GMT

Things that go pop in the night

So yeah, I once again have a partially collapsed lung, but this time it is the other one.I say what-fucking-ever this time, I am just pissed because the vocals on the CD now have to wait another week ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 14:06:00 GMT

Ajar

Ok....I haven't posted anything on here for ahwile seeing as how I am not usually overly compelled to ramble on about the mundane happenings in my life. In fact, I don't feel much different now, so I ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 22:32:00 GMT

"I have suckled from the teat of cosmic truth"

I feel your oblong yearningstretching out my insidespulled around the circumference of your headlike some sort of meat sombreroYou take the guessworkout of my sermonizingand begin harmonizingwith my c...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:39:00 GMT

Yeah....about that

As an addendum to cory's wonderfulous comment, I figured I would post this:GOTTA HAVE A SMOKEGOTTA HAVE A SMOKE GOTTA HAVE A SMOKEGOTTA HAVE A SMOKENIC FIT NIC FIT NIC FIT NIC FITGOTTA HAVE A SMOKE GO...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 17:07:00 GMT

I'm a fucking Genius and everything is a mess......

(also acceptable: I officially done lost my shit right now) AAARGH!!!!11!!1Where are my goddamn cords!I have come up with (in this moment) the best song ever and I don't have a mic cord and even if I ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 09:16:00 GMT

Sleater Kinney Owns you

I see that sleater kinney has a video featured on myspace and I just had to post. I have never seen any of their videos before, and I hadn't really heard anything from their new album yet(I've been la...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 15:03:00 GMT

Pneumo...wha??

This piece of shit motherfucker blog better work this time...because I just posted this shit twice, and now it is not here again! I don't think anyone could comprehend how fucking pissed off I am righ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 20:29:00 GMT

First and best blog ever!

Ok, I have never done one of these before seeing as how I am not much of a journal person, but seeing as how it seems to be the thing to do these days, I guess I will assimilate.I don't have to work t...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 16:53:00 GMT