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They Call Me Mr.Bombastic

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About Me

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE...Nevermind. Basically, I am a mild mannered, foul mouthed, intelligent (that means smart for all you retards out there) Son of a bitch. I have better dance moves than Vanilla Ice and usually wonder why I have a Myspace in the first place. I will judge you based on your sexual preference, religion and whether you find me funny or not. The fact you have Myspace already makes me think less of you. I believe in equality. Fuck everyone.
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MySpace Survey '06
BaSiC InFo
Name: Suckma Wang
Birthdate: 29/09/88
Birthplace: Belgrade, Yugoslavia
Current Location: Crapsville, England
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 ft 6
Weight: 200+ Pounds
What's Your....
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Ethnicity: South American, North Korean and Eastern European
Body Type: O
Favorite Food: Anything of Arabic origin
Favorite Drink: Freshly squeezed Orange Juice
Baseball Team: Boston Red Sox
(when) Bedtime: 12:00
Favorite Color(s): Blue and White
Favorite Letter: OMEGA
Favorite Number: 7
Candy: Kinder Suprise
Favorite Animal: Yo mama
Favorite Messenger: That is one Shite question
Screename: Changes regularly - mainly insults Current events
Favorite Store: The Pharmacist
Most Missed Memory: Being in a Hot Country
Best Physical Feature: Biceps and Triceps
Overused Phrase: Good Lord
First Thought Waking Up: "How much do I owe you"
Goal for this year: Survive
Weakness: NAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fears: John Prescotts ass
Heritage: Persian, Slovac, Catalan and Greek
Longest Relationship: A Decade
School's Name: Manchester Young Offenders Institute
Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons
Have You Ever....
Drank: All the time
Smoked: All the time
Dyed Your Hair: Dont be silly
Shoplifted: I am not a Crook
Tried To Do The Splits: Yea
Tried To Do A Backbend: Is that what they Teach in Prison showers?
Tried To Do A Cartwheel: Yea
Tried To Do A Handstand: Yes
Tried To Act Perfect: Hardly
Get A Detention Of Any Kind From Not Doin Anything: I blame Society
Skinny Dipped: I am not a Rape Victim
Had Sex: Many a time, Many a position
Kissed/Huged An Opposite Sex: Of course
Kissed/Huged The Same Sex As You: Uh huh
Been Dumped: Oh yea
Done Drugs: Right before I shot JFK
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yep
Ate Sushi: ..No
Loved Someone: Maybe
In A Guy/Gurl....
Fav Eye Color: Brown
Fav Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: I dont really Care
Weight: You must be able to fit through my Front Door
Looks Or Personality: Eh...Both
Love or Money: Love, Men make the Money
Hot Or Cute: Both
Drugs and/or Alcohol: Oh yes Both Please
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular - Arnold Austrianegger Style
Sexy or Shmexy----> lmao!: Fuck off
Random...: ....
How Do You Want To Die?: Fighting for my many Countries
What country do you want to Visit: Kazakhstan
Been to the Mall Lately: Sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: Most Definetly
Shower Daily: Yep
Do you Sing: All the time
Want to go to College: No - I want to write poetry in Baghdad
Current...
Clothes: Tuxuedo
Shoes: Tissue Boxes
Make-Up: *cough*
Hair Do: Untamed and Beastly
Phone: Golden Cock 8000
Phone Number: Nice try
Location: GIVE IT A REST PEDO
Weather: Night
Website(s): THIS
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Bzoink - The Original Survey Site ....If you feel slightly Jerked around, Angered, Confused or you really want to Jam a Knife in my Ribcage, I want you to find your way to confinds of my ass and stay there till you feel a Slight Breeze.However, If you found my Profile Boring, YOU BASTARD - HOW CAN YOU THINK THATS BORING?!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

King Kong, Harry Potter, Batman, Shakira, Pele, Tony Soprano, George Bush, Austin Powers, The Beatles and any of the WOMEN below.

*ENCORE* Well if you look down you will see a girl called serephena (Yes, what the fuck indeed) who is a very good friend of mine. She has a cocktail of mixed ethnicity, which we all love, and has earned a place in my Will. Thats right, when I die I shall leave her my collection of A4 lined paper, take care!

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