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Hair-Dude

Operation Hot Mother

About Me

I have a theory that any person who is sticking his/her tongue out in a photograph (because they're "weird", "random", "goofy", "freespirited", "actually retarted") is howlingly unfunny.I have a problem with certain phrases, too.1. "That's just wrong" Usually said about something that is not "just wrong" at all. Usually very appropriate in every sense. Very youth groupy phrase.2. "You know what I mean?" Always used to consummate an idea that you couldn't possibly NOT know what they meant. Par Example-- "I have girl problems... You know know what I mean?" Of course I know what you mean, you look like a pool of fresh squeezed bullshit, have halitosis, and... you sport the most pronounced malignant goiter on your upper right thigh.3. "That's funny" Never said about something that was funny.4. "Paint my rigid dog!" This one got olde real fast. I don't even have a dog!

My Interests

Candy, Chips, Lounging Hard, Going to the Bathroom, Hottubs, Heckling, Being Chased, Coffee, Dogs, Flavors, Crisp, Subways, Tap Dancing, Gunkholing, Fat Losers, Style Crampers, Practice Pads, Walking, Scrabble, Biking, Poking Fun, Non Whispering Fun, Throating, Jesus, Leviticus, and Peanuts.

I'd like to meet:

Tom Waits, Roberto Beninni, and Kareem Abdul Jabar.

Music:

Steve Reich, BIg Lake, Sea and Cake, Tortoise, Rumah Sakit, Loud Pang, John Fahey, Jesus Lizard, Hideous Thieves, J.DObson, Cloak, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Nels Cline, Woven Hand, Dilute, Wilsno, Tom Waits, Brian Eno, King Crimson, John Hurt, Charley Patton, Blind Willie Johnson, Deerhoof, Elvin Jones, John Coltrain, Miles, Eric Dolphy, Peter Brottzman, Han Benink, the Yeah Girls, Nasheet Waits, William Parker, John Zorn, Talk Talk, Sufjan Stevens, Tons Of Grams, David Bowie.

Movies:

YouTube, Down By Law, Royal Tenenbaums, Dennis the Menace, Back to the Future, Home Alone,The Man, Uncle Buck, Ernest Goes to Jail, Tron, The Thimble and the Warrior, and Peace II.

Television:

Intervention. Channel 77.

Books:

Pascal. Steinbeck. Mcdonald. Lewis. Dostoevsky. Muggeridge. Judy Collins. Harry Potter.Orwell. B-B-Q For Dummies. Salinger. The Lemon of Pink. Everyone Poops. Snicket. Walsh. St. Paul. Melville.

Heroes:

John Henry the Steel Drivin' Man. My dad and other assorted large racist men who make fun of me.

My Blog

yeah, girl

"Well then, I will tell you. Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne and I myself have founded great empires; but upon what did these creations of our genius depend? Upon force. Jesus alone founded His empire ...
Posted by Hair-Dude on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 11:08:00 PST

"i'll get you..."--tim

"The new rebel is a Skeptic, and will not entirely trust anything. He has no loyalty; therefore he can never be really a revolutionist. And the fact that he doubts everything really gets in his way...
Posted by Hair-Dude on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 10:38:00 PST

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A Prayer by George MacDonald, from Poetical Works When I look back upon my life nigh spent,Nigh spent, although the stream as yet flows on,I more of follies than of sin repent,Less for offence than Lo...
Posted by Hair-Dude on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 11:57:00 PST

RIPEN MY STASH

i'm coming back to seattle tonight.   who wants to play perquacky ??  anyone? we'll listen to steve reich, "clapping music", and eat gingerbread lambs.  my tummy is growl...
Posted by Hair-Dude on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 01:14:00 PST

FO REALZ

  Be Thou my vision O Lord of my heart   Naught be all else to me save that Thou art   Thou my best thought by day or by night   Waking or sleeping Thy presence my light   Be...
Posted by Hair-Dude on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 04:20:00 PST

Stoney Number 2

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Posted by Hair-Dude on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 12:58:00 PST

gordy and the three legged coward

i am quite okay with things. listening to outkast through monster headphones, through a sweet lap top, between beat making, pizza in my stomache, just watched arrested development season two, hand he...
Posted by Hair-Dude on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 11:45:00 PST

pus

Sup. I jumped off a bridge yesterday.  Twas way high, it was. Things have been so amazing. This is turning into the best summer of my life.  I rode a Teeter-totter across town the other d...
Posted by Hair-Dude on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bash.

This Friday at Silent Studios. Wesley Borden and I, and possibly others. Playing music. Good music. With Umber Sleeping. Good band. Come. Or be died. --------- P-force
Posted by Hair-Dude on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Answer, ladies!

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Descr...
Posted by Hair-Dude on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST