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Mark

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About Me

Words or phrases that describe me: Tall, Big, Hung, White, Caucasion, Funny, Entertaining, Frequently bored, Athletic, Movie Enthusiast, Music Enthusiast, Red Sox Fan, Baseball Player, Lincoln Log Engineer, College Student, Single, Pool Hustler, Poker Player, Ping Pong Champion, Root Beer Conisseur, Batman Fan, Racecar Driver, Hunter, Food Lover, Genius, Insomniac, Hard Worker, Male, Depressed, Naptime Champion, Best Colorer in Town, Creative, Sarcastic, Not to be taken seriously, Boring, Awkwardness Personified, Uninteresting, Creepy, Asshole, Mean, Competitive, Unaffectionate, Mute, Logical, Argumentatively Inclined, Unagressive, Shy, Lonely.(Note: Not all things listed above are true, but for the most part are historically accurate.)I've tried to be witty, funny, serious, while writing this "about me" thing. Nothing seems to catch anyone's eye. I've been told that I don't talk a lot, but when I do talk its usually something funny that I say. Usually when I become comfortable I'll talk a lot more, but yeah I guess I'm just weird like that.

My Interests

- baseball - basketball - music - school - friends - fun - occasional drink - cold pillowcases - snow - poker - boston red sox - abercrombie & fitch - hollister co. - late nights - green - billiards - beer pong - movies - eBay - cars - money - concerts - parties - naps - cigars -

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Wayne, Silver Surfer, Peter Parker, Kate Beckinsale, Brandon Flowers, Claudio Sanchez, Chris Carrabba, Christ, Michael Jordan, Nomar Garciaparra, Steve Carell, Donald Trump, a Pimp, and the woman of my dreams. Feel free to IM me for more information anfpitcher mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableJavaScript="false" enableJavascript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" style='display:none' src=

Music:

The All-American Rejects, The Beatles, Ben Forest Davis, Blink 182, Breaking Benjamin, Burt Bacharach, Coheed and Cambria, Coldplay, The Cure, Dashboard Confessional, Death Cab for Cutie, Diffuser, Dispatch, The Early November, Elvis Costello, Fall Out Boy, Finch, Finger Eleven, Five for Fighting, Green Day, Hawthorne Heights, Hoobastank, I Can Make a Mess Like Nobody's Business, INCUBUS, Interpol, Jay-Z, Jimmy Eat World, John Lennon, John Mayer, Joseph Arthur, The Killers, Lifehouse, Linkin Park, Maroon 5, Matchbook Romance, Modest Mouse, My Chemical Romance, New Found Glory, Nickelback, Oasis, Papa Roach, Radiohead, Ryan Adams, Ryan Cabrera, Seether, SR-71, Staind, The Starting Line, Sugar Ray, Sugarcult, Taking Back Sunday, The Getaway, Thrice, Trapt, The Used, Velvet Revolver, Verve Pipe, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yellowcard, Hot Hot Heat, The Who,Smile Empty Soul, Brand New, Alkaline Trio, 3 Doors Down, The Get-up Kids, Head Automatica, Tommy Lee, 311, The Academy Is..., Rise Against, Bowling for Soup, Relient K, The Spill Canvas, This Day & Age, Panic! At the Disco, Plain White Tees, Acceptance, Adelphi, Avenged Sevenfold, Buddy Holly, Five Times August, Jerry Lee Lewis, Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison, John Ralston, Senses Fail.

Movies:

10 Things I Hate About You 300 The 40 Year Old Virgin 50 First Dates 61* Abbott and Costello Comin’ Round the Mountain Abbott and Costello Go to Mars Abbott and Costello Lost in Alaska Abbott and Costello in the Foreign Legion Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer Boris Karloff Abbott and Costello Mexican Hayride Accepted Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls After the Sunset Air Force One Ali Almost Heroes Along Came a Spider American Beauty American History X American Pie American Pie II American Wedding American Psycho Analyze That Analyze This Anchorman Anger Management Animal House Any Given Sunday Apollo 13 Austin Powers in Goldmember Armageddon The Aviator Back to the Future Back to the Future II Back to the Future III Bad Boys Baseketball Batman Batman Begins Batman Forever Batman & Robin Batman Returns A Beautiful Mind Belly Benchwarmers The Best of Adam Sandler The Best of Will Ferrell Beverly Hills Ninja Beyond the Sea Big Daddy Big Fish The Big Lebowski Billy Madison The Black Dahlia Black Hawk Down Black Sheep Blood Diamond Blow Bobby Boiler Room The Bourne Identity The Bourne Supremacy Borat The Butterfly Effect Braveheart The Break-up Brothers Grimm The Cable Guy Caddyshack Capote Casino Casino Royale Cast Away Carlito’s Way Carlito’s Way: Rise to Power Catch Me if you Can Changing Lanes Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Chasing Amy A Christmas Carol The Chronicles of Riddick The Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury The Chronicles of Riddick: Pitch Black Cinderella Man Clerks Clerks II Click Coheed and Cambria: The Last Supper Collateral Constantine Corpse Bride The Count of Monte Cristo Crash The DaVinci Code The Departed Déjà vu The Devil’s Rejects Diamonds Are Forever Die Another Day Die Hard Dodgeball Dogma Donnie Brasco Donnie Darko Don’t Say a Word Down in the Valley Dr. No Dumb and Dumber Edison Force Edward Scissorhands Eight Crazy Nights Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Eurotrip Equilibrium Fantastic Four Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer The Fast and the Furious Too Fast Too Furious The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Fight Club The Fifth Element Finding Neverland Find Me Guilty Forrest Gump For the Love of the Game For Your Eyes Only Four Brothers Friday Night Lights From Hell From Russia With Love Fun with Dick and Jane The Game Gangs of New York Garden State Ghostbusters Ghostbusters II The Girl Next Door Going Overboard Goldeneye Goldfinger Gone in Sixty Seconds Goodfellas Good Night, and Good Luck The Good Shepherd Good Will Hunting A Goofy Movie Grandma’s Boy How the Grinch Stole Christmas Groundhog Day The Guardian Half Baked Happy Gilmore Hannibal Hannibal Rising Harold and Kumar go to White Castle Help! High Fidelity High Roller A History of Violence Hitch Home Alone Homeward Bound Hook Hot Fuzz The Hulk The Hurricane I, Robot I am Sam The Illusionist Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom In Like Flint Inside Man Into the Blue The Island The Italian Job Jackass number two The Jacket Jarhead Jay and Silent Bob Strike back Jerry Maguire John Q Johnny Mnemonic Jingle All the Way Jumanji K-pax The Karate Kid The Karate Kid II The Karate Kid III The Karate Kid IV Kids Kingdom of Heaven King Kong King of New York Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang Knocked Up The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen The Legend of Bagger Vance Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events Lethal Weapon Lethal Weapon 2 Lethal Weapon 3 Lethal Weapon 4 License To Kill The Life Aquatic The Life of David Gale Little Miss Sunshine Little Nicky Live and Let Die Live Free or Die Hard The Living Daylights Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels The Longest Yard Lords of Dogtown Lord of War The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers Lucky Number Slevin Mallrats Major League Major League II Man on Fire Man on the Moon The Man with the Golden Gun Mars Attacks! The Mask The Matador Matchstick Men Matrix Matrix Reloaded Matrix Revolutions Meet Joe Black Meet the Fockers Memento Men in Black Men in Black II Miami Vice Miracle on 34th Street Mission Impossible Mission Impossible II Mission Impossible III Monty Python and the Holy Grail Moonraker Mothman Prophecies Mr. and Mrs. Smith Murder by Numbers Mr. Deeds Munich My Cousin Vinny Mystic River National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation II National Lampoon’s European Vacation National Lampoon’s Van Wilder National Lampoon’s Vacation National Lampoon’s Vegas Vacation National Treasure The Negotiator The Neverending Story The Ninth Gate The Notebook Oceans Eleven Oceans Twelve Oceans Thirteen Octopussy Office Space Old School On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Our Man Flint Pay it Forward Pearl Harbor A Perfect Murder Pi The Pianist Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest The Polar Express Poolhall Junkies The Prestige Punch-Drunk Love The Pursuit of Happiness Radio The Rainmaker Rain Man Red Dragon Remember the Titans Reservoir Dogs Requiem for a Dream The Ring The Ringer Road to Perdition Road Trip Robin Hood: Men in Tights Rounders The Sandlot The Santa Clause The Santa Clause 2 Saw Saw II Saw III Scarface The Score Secret Window The Sentinel Seven Sex, Lies, and Videotape The Shawshank Redemption Short Circuit Shrek Shrek II Shrek the Third Sideways Silence of the Lambs Sin City Sleepers Smokin’ Aces Snatch Spaceballs Spanglish Spider-man Spider-man 2 Spider-man 3 The Spy Who Loved Me Stranger than Fiction Star Wars: Episode 1 Star Wars: Episode 2 Star Wars: Episode 3 Star Wars: Episode 4 Star Wars: Episode 5 Star Wars: Episode 6 Superman Returns Super Troopers Suspect Zero Syriana SWAT Swingers The Sword in the Stone The Talented Mr. Ripley Talladega Nights Team America: World Police The Terminator Terminator 2: Judgment Day Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines Thank You for Smoking The Thomas Crown Affair The Three Musketeers Thunderball Titanic Tommy Boy Tomorrow Never Dies Top Gun Trading Places Traffic Training Day The Truman Show Two for the Money Unbreakable Underworld Underworld Evolutions The Untouchables The Usual Suspects V for Vendetta A View to a Kill Waiting Walk the Line The Waterboy The Weatherman Wedding Crashers The Wedding Singer What About Bob? The Whole Nine Yards The Whole Ten Yards Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Without a Paddle The World is Not Enough World Trade Center X-Men X2: X-Men United X-Men The Last Stand You Only Live Twice Zoolander

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, American Dad, The OC, Smallville, Saturday Night Live, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Giligan's Island, That 70s Show, House, King of the Hill, Prison Break, The War at Home, Everwood, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Law and Order : SVU, The Office, Scrubs, My Name is Earl.

My Blog

Happiness is a Warm Gun

How would you like to die?  Old age, cancer, suicide, maybe even lethal injection?  Would you rather have your fate in your hands or someone elses?  For me the perfect way to die I thin...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:43:00 PST

No One

Funeral For No One   If I outlive all my friends, family and acquaintances, Who will attend my funeral? My funeral will be all about me. I have not left anyone behind to mourn. My death will aff...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:41:00 PST

Dear Justin Timberlake,

Where did sexy ever go? And why are you, of all people, the one who felt obligated to bring sexy back?Sincerely,MarkP.S. I find it hard to not hate you. Especially when you look as gay as this: ...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:57:00 PST

Motherfuck

Too bad we cannot take the place of others in hard times. I would easily sacrifice everything I have to switch places with a friend I have barely talked to until this past Spring. Too bad this world...
Posted by Mark on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 01:06:00 PST

(No Subject)

Why is it that every movie, every song, everthing practically has a happy ending? Why does justice always prevail, and why does good always triumph over bad? Oddly it seems in real life, the real w...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 07:34:00 PST

A n F Pitcher: i could totally make a complete analogy of girls and baseball

A n F Pitcher: i could totally make a complete analogy of girls and baseballA n F Pitcher: how sad is thatyankeeboy2499: id like to hear it, actuallyA n F Pitcher: lolA n F Pitcher: this could take aw...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:00:00 PST

Tattoo

I'm having a hard time deciding which I might go with...let me know which one you like betterOR ...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 03:38:00 PST

Idiocy of my Psych Prof....

above is a picture of my psychology prof.'s grading system its based out of 540 points...see anything funny?  try doing the percentages for each grad braket...yeaaah see it now? A=93%-100% ...
Posted by Mark on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 09:18:00 PST

what i did the last day of summer

things i can say i did my last day of summer of 2005: slept til 2:30 ate half a box of applejacks was home alone most of the day watched pornographic movies for strictly learning purposes got s...
Posted by Mark on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:00:00 PST

The All-American Rejects are Coming to Starland

Hey  everyone The All-American Rejects will be playing a show at Starland Ballroom on July 31, 2005.  Tickets are only like $18 if you buy them through ticketmaster, if you buy them at the d...
Posted by Mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST