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Joel I got a red back dog and a medieval brain.

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Lakeland, Florida
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Actinium

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

The Ghost The Mountains Hushed with Seaside Brush...

Age:: 101 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Ghost Town, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

lindsay j. haynes

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: in the belly of a dragon, Bristol, Southwest
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Frank

Age:: 104 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Roggel, Limburg,
Country:: Netherlands
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender

Hic Sunt Leones I wanna hear new parnter...

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PORT COSTA, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

startswith C

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: plainsboro, NEW JERSEY
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

Nick "Interesting And Quite Nice"

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

I Am A Wallet, I Am Not A Freemdoom I'm so glad that I'm an island

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Snellville, GEORGIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Nydoom

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Wankercity, Noord-Brabant
Country:: Netherlands
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends

Karla Two Woman Comedy ha ha ha ha

Age:: 50 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Superhero Stenchfest Superhero Stenchfest by David L Tamarin and Jason Rogers

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NORTH ANDOVER, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Networking

Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens A Journal of Absurd and Surreal Fiction

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NORTHAMPTON, Massachusetts
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

Shien Lee Nobody's Sweetheart

Age:: 89 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Phil the Drill [BEAUTY AND THE BEAST] My face hurts...

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LAGUNA BEACH, Mississippi
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

scott

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: New York City, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Slim / Slender

Jinx Ruin porcelain cracks that bleed black wax . . . .

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Halloween town, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

Exploding Head Syndrome

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Baltimore(Medfield) right next to Hampden., Maryland
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Bradley Sands, Bizarro Author It Came from Below the Belt

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Amherst, Massachusetts
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Bunny and the Freight Train what what

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Berlin,
Country:: Germany
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Nick Taxidermy, Linear Icarus I fly the Hatredcopter. I'm going to hunt you down.

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Sewer Of Xuchilbara, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Gavitron forgive me lord for all this hate, I simply am inebriate

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Vancouver, British Columbia
Country:: Canada
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Ambig-u-"R"-us EAT(and)SURVIVE(poetry)REPRODUCE

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: C- Bus, Ohio
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

The Unknown Writer

Age:: 37 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Syracuse, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Lintu | Ð¼Ð°Ð»ÐµÐ½ÑŒÐºÐ°Ñ Ð¿Ñ‚Ð¸Ñ†Ð°

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Paso Robles, California
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship

Sarah

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Phoenix, Arizona
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

The_ClawTac antisocial discotec trash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: London and South East
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Not Sure
Here For:: Friends

Adam Krause this mess is a place.

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: brooklyn, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Baskin

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CHAMBERSBURG, PENNSYLVANIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

william Cause you're the best!

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Burbank, Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Swinger
Here For:: Friends

sxoidmal

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Minneapolis, Minnesota
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

chan

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Other side of the bell curve, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

RUIS

Age:: 25 years old
Status:: Swinger

Stevyn MisÃ©rables

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Arkansas
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Raw Dog Screaming Press Bizarro!

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Hyattsville, MARYLAND
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: URBANA, ILLINOIS
Country:: United States

Jack Angstreich muscular intellectual

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: New York, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

the baroness zoie von craft don't you girls go gettin' jealous, if i round up all your fellas --

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Erich I can't go to grad school; I already know more than is good for me

Age:: 40 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Manhattan, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Thom And what is it what goes on in this postmodern gas chamber?

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

maiko LOLcunt

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: el C, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

kellan I want to have a beer with Jesus

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Fairfax, Virginia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Jeanne Are all librarians this much trouble?

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Cincinnati, OHIO
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Goodtime Charlie We gotta steal a car. I'm going to Mexico, and I'm gonna shoot that guy in the face.

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Princess I'm over here: by the Barry White impersonator

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: In the Belly of Brooklyn, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Native American
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Duffy Manoo

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: New York,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

Christine

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Tokyo
Country:: Japan
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Lavra ! Kiss it.

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: TUCSON, ARIZONA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Gregory Chester

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Redondo Beach, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder

ryan. Hail the Hoops!

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Chicago, Illinois
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking