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Christine

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About Me

I'm crazy, but I get the job done.

My Interests

Theater, art, music, writing, film, Japan, existentialism, absurdism, romanticism, symbolism, narcissism, time-travel, pop culture, new-book smell, winning, inside jokes, strong adjectives, bare feet, ridiculous conversations, bad ideas, music videos, vigorous dancing, mix cds, kaiten-zushi, taiko drum, festivals, plate tectonics, delusions of grandeur, vulgarities, confessions, three-part harmonies, interior decorating, surprises, hyphens, ugly babies, video games, katamari, the internet, other people's cats, large sunglasses, finger guns, attention-whoring, wasting electricity, lying down, Engrish, reckless abandon, your younger brother, karaoke, trivia, milk, fireworks, montages, nighttime, ????????, and seahorses

I'd like to meet:


Ewan McGregor, circa 1996

Music:

Air, Christina Aguilera, The Album Leaf, The Alkaline Trio, Lily Allen, Andrew Bird, Animal Collective, The Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Basement Jaxx, The Beatles, Beyonce, Belle & Sebastian, Björk, Bloc Party, David Bowie, Broken Social Scene, Built to Spill, CCR, Ciara, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Cobra Starship, CSNY, Death Cab for Cutie, The Doors, Mike Doughty, Dr. Dre, Editors, Missy Elliott, Explosions in the Sky, Feist, The Flaming Lips, Ben Folds, The Fratellis, Franz Ferdinand, Hellogoodbye, Interpol, Islands, Jamiroquai, Jurassic 5, LCD Soundsystem, Led Zeppelin, John Lennon, Less Than Jake, The Libertines, Ludacris, Man Man, Matisyahu, Method Man, Mew, Midlake, Morrissey, Mustard Plug, The National, Neko Case, Neutral Milk Hotel, The New Pornographers, Of Montreal, Outkast, Pink Floyd, Pinback, The Pixies, The Polyphonic Spree, Quruli, Radiohead, Rilo Kiley, Shiina Ringo, RJD2, Rogue Wave, Sigur Ros, Silversun Pickups, The Slackers, The Smiths, Snakes Say Hisss!, Snoop Dogg, Soul Coughing, Regina Spektor, Spitz, Spoon, Stars, Streetlight Manifesto, Sufjan Stevens, Talking Heads, Tegan and Sara, Tenacious D, Justin Timberlake, Tokyo Jihen, Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra, Weezer, The White Stripes, Amy Winehouse, Wilco, Yo La Tengo, Neil Young, Zero 7

Movies:

Back to the Future trilogy, Fight Club, Amelie, Mean Girls, Almost Famous, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Lord of the Rings, Battle Royale, Suicide Club, American Beauty, Donnie Darko, Pleasantville, Star Wars trilogy, The Truman Show, Waking Life, Wedding Crashers, Memento, Lost in Translation, Jacob's Ladder, The Shawshank Redemption, The Last Samurai, Kill Bill, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I Heart Huckabees, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Neon Genesis Evangelion series, Trainspotting, Brazil, Angels in America, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Motorcycle Diaries, Me and You and Everyone We Know, The Aristocrats

Television:

Ainori, Weeds, Project Runway, Top Chef, Aqua Teen, Robot Chicken, Da Ali G Show, The Office, Lost, Friday Night Lights, MXC, The Daily Show, Conan, Freaks and Geeks, Jeopardy, ST:TNG (suckit), reality tv garbage

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Harry Potter, On the Road, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Method Actors, High Fidelity, The Giver, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Kafka on the Shore, The Time-Traveler's Wife, No Exit, Cloud Tectonics, The Elements of Style

Heroes:



I wish you could swim.
Like the dolphins.
Like dolphins can swim.

My Blog

things I hate

pigeon-toed girls with their shoe straps dangling offthe word "chocoholic"bon jovi and cyndi laupercanned laughterketchup waterfurry blankets
Posted by Christine on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:16:00 PST

orange drink

I'm so glad I'm Myspace friends with ""Manuteclops," so I can get such important bulletins as "SIP ORANGE DRINK THROUGH MY DING DONG"
Posted by Christine on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:32:00 PST

dancin’ in september

I love living in Tokyo.  Reason 59:There's so much going on around me that I find myself getting sucked into the rhythm of life.  It's like living in a fuckin' beehive.This environment doesn...
Posted by Christine on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:41:00 PST

yet another stream of consciousness

So I'm sitting here with "Dancing Queen" by ABBA running through my head and it SUUUUUUCKS.My mind is moving faster than I can write.  I'm just fucking confused.  I can't construct a coheren...
Posted by Christine on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:34:00 PST

and now there no moonlight.

If Moon Were CookieI remember being little and this giving me nightmares.  I never liked the idea of Cookie Monster having the power to travel to the moon and plunge the world into eerie darkness...
Posted by Christine on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 04:36:00 PST

i like cursing

OKAY SOFTWARE!  I'll update you, if you just leave me the fuck alone.let's see what we have here at the Slysoft page.  A message from the CEO:"To celebrate the ongoing Carnival in Antigua, w...
Posted by Christine on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:56:00 PST

memoirs

My memoirs will someday be called, "Quit Fuckin' Up My Shit: The Christine Story."
Posted by Christine on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:07:00 PST

daydream 79

I kinda want to get a pet just so I can give it a hilarious name.
Posted by Christine on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:24:00 PST

on valentine's day

shes wicked cool: i think that giving guys a hard time from the get-go is a good way to weed out the ones who won't surviveshes wicked cool: darwinismshes wicked cool: eliminate the weak
Posted by Christine on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:17:00 PST

childhood

When I was little, I used to sit around for hours holding a piece of string.On the other end of the string, a stick standing vertical.  A stick holding up the edge of an overturned cardboard box....
Posted by Christine on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:50:00 PST