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About Me

unheard prophet/ronin DJ/amateur badass
Ever since I was a young boy, people have loved the sound of my voice. I figure in this life ya can either get busy talkin', or ya can get busy dyin'.
I've done a lot of things, crammed a great deal of experience into my twenty-five years. Some were good, some were bad. Had just about every crappy job you can get--I've worked in video rental, tech support, door-to-door sales, insurance, pizza delivery (for about three hours), and even promoted tobacco products at the Texas Motor Speedway. I've been a valet, a DJ, a bartender and a bouncer. Buy me a drink and I'll tell you a story. That's the one thing I've always been--a storyteller.
Now I work in a bookstore. It's nice. The money isn't great and the work is tedious, but no one's trying to stab me and I get to talk about books all day. And it affords me time and opportunity to do what I really love: write.
My short stories have appeared in a few local rags and defunct lit mags, also on the pages of Thuglit.com and Humdingerzine.com. My story "A Bar Called Sue's" will also be appearing in the first Thuglit print anthology, on shelves next summer. I'm nearing completion of my first novel, entitled "Sweet Benny and the Sanchez Penitentiary Band." A rock band made up of ex-cons sets out on a quest to play at Austin City Limits, with a young wannabe journalist in tow. Along the way trouble, and hilarity, ensue. I hope to finish it this year. After that, I want to go back to grad school and get my MFA in creative writing, so I can teach somewhere while I write my books. And if I won a Pulitzer somewhere along the way, that'd be cool too.
I used to DJ under the name Liquid Prophet in New York, and gained some notoriety as a house party player in Austin under the name Doc Awesome; if you're lucky enough to have attended a Fort Awesome party, then you know what I'm talking about. I don't produce or remix my own tracks, but if you need someone to keep your party hype, drop Doc a line-- phat beats at an affordable price.
If I'm not writing, spinning or dancing, I'm probably drinking. Try to keep up. As my professor once told me, "An author is just a device for turning liquor into literature."
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My Blog

Rest In Peace, Steve Rogers

 Steve Rogers was the American Dream. A skinny young man who grew up poor during the Great Depression and despite this loved his country and wanted nothing more than to give his life in service to it....
Posted by on Tue, 21 Jul 2009 09:31:00 GMT

breakfast with schizophrenia

It's never safe to sleep.That's when they put you under the screwsput chips in your head, shoot your spine fullaquicksilver and morphine.Sweet dreams. Wake up in a dying husk worldskies on fire and to...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:16:00 GMT

Title Graveyard

If I'm posting here again, it must mean I'm pissed off about something. Maybe I'm the only one that notices the publishing industry's latest and most annoying trend--after all, I'm the only one that s...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:39:00 GMT

back to the old school

If the experience of my previous blog taught me anything, it was this:Sometimes you just gotta shake your head, bite your tongue, and hope somebody is tending that light at the end of the tunnel. So I...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:34:00 GMT

Punkd by Fate

So there I am, minding my own business, shelving books like I do during the interminable hours that made up my latest shift as a Noble bookseller, when a total mindfuck walks in the door. The followin...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:51:00 GMT

silence

Beyond the molded glass balconies of Braxis Looms a great tree of dark green leaf branches teeming with ninja birds. Peasant squirrels busy scavenging acorns oblivious Squirrel stands no chance when t...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:29:00 GMT

dawn has broken

In case you didn't know, but more likely didn't care, the fourth and final chapter of Stephanie Meyer's epic saga of chaste teenage vampire love went on sale today at 12:01 AM. I know. I was there. On...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 01:39:00 GMT

recommended reading/shameless plug

Buy this book. Buy this book. Buy this book. Buy this book. Buy this book. Buy this book. Buy this book. Buy this book. Buy this book. Buy this book. Buy this b...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 19:03:00 GMT

a legacy of thug literacy

It's finally here. Hitting the bookshelves like a kidney punch wrapped in brass knuckles, it's the anthology that's harder than a priest at Disneyland. That's right. Thuglit Presents: hardcore hardboi...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 20:43:00 GMT

scum-fucking suckers of Satan’s cock

In case the title didn't give it away, this entry is my love letter to all the bottom-feeding politikers, nefarious assholes, and slack-jawed mental defectives that form the backbone of our city's gov...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 15:24:00 GMT