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scott

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About Me

A green lightbulb was lit by an odd, short man wearing a black bowler lined with rhinestones. This mysterious fellow shouted to heaven, "Spark baby Spark". The man disappeared. Seconds travelled into the illusion of time and the lightbulb with the algae aura popped, sizzled, exploded. A phosphorecent tribe of angels transcended with the shimmering glass, creating a luminous radiation. A world of hope, a world of love, a world of nature, a world of Scott.

My Interests

Theater, acting, playwriting, photography, board games, disc golf (which is impossible to play in NYC), reading, the color green, surreal art, absurdism

I'd like to meet:

An agent. (Possibly a secret one?)

Music:

Jump Little Children, Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova, Bob Walkenhorst, Isobel Campbell, Beatles, moody blues, pink floyd, the kinks, the animals, sigur ros, the weepies, clint mansell, philip glass, penguin cafe orchestra

Movies:

NORTHFORK, Once, A Clockwork Orange, Mulholland Dr., Twin Falls Idaho, SLC punk, The Thin Red Line, The Princess and the Warrior, The Triplets of Belleville, Dogville, I Heart Huckabees

Television:

Nothing will ever be better than Twin Peaks. However, Golden Girls is a close second.

Books:

JONATHAN CARROLL, chuck palahniuk, Dogs of Babel, Blindness, 1984, The Westing Game, A Clockwork Orange, Gerald's Party, The Subject Steve, House of Leaves, The Fifty Year Sword

Heroes:

The Green Lantern.

My Blog

Engaged

I know most people that are on my buddy list, i haven't talked to for years. But i know people are curious so if you happen to be reading this blog, you now know that i am an engaged man. I proposed...
Posted by scott on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 08:44:00 PST

It's baaaaack! The Quest is returning

To all of my friends, most of whom i haven't talked to in years,In short time the dreadfully scandalous little game i created will recommence:"The Quest To Be In My Top 8" It's been a while since most...
Posted by scott on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:57:00 PST

Winner of Question 4 of The Quest is...

To all of my dearest so called friends,Question 4 in The Quest To Be In My Top 8 was an amazing amazing question if i so choose to toot my own horn. Which i do! And I really thought I fancied you al...
Posted by scott on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:11:00 PST

The Quest To Be In My Top 8 - Question 4

To all my friends that are so close to me we may as well be having sex,The long awaited game that my girlfriend calls "a tantalizing party occuring in your head that is pulling you away from me" has r...
Posted by scott on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 11:57:00 PST

The Winner of Question 3 is...

To my ever so dearest friends,The long, suspenseful delays in announcing a winner continue. I somewhat apologize for that...somewhat. My excuse was i was on an African safari running with bushmen to...
Posted by scott on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:12:00 PST

The Quest To Be In My Top 8 - Question 3

To my ever so dear friends,Since creating The Quest To Be In My Top 8, a game in which Roger Ebert has called, "Nauseatingly annoying, yet sublimely fun," a lot of new people have joined my friend lis...
Posted by scott on Mon, 15 May 2006 01:40:00 PST

The Winner of Question 2 is...

To my ever so dearest friends,Again, after the long, suspenseful delay, the winner of Question 2 of The Quest To Be In My Top 8 is ready to be crowned. The answers this week were a great improvement ...
Posted by scott on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:39:00 PST

The Quest To Be In My Top 8 - Question 2

To My Ever So Dear Friends,The popular game that my friends are calling "stupid yet exhilerating" continues!!!!Creativity sucks so have fun with the following boringness....On to Question 2As I promis...
Posted by scott on Mon, 01 May 2006 11:14:00 PST

the winner of Question 1 is...

My ever so dearest friends,So after the delay, the winner of Question 1 of The Quest To Be In My Top 8 is ready to be crowned. There were quite a few good answers this week despite the never-ending q...
Posted by scott on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:23:00 PST

The Quest winner .1 is...

My ever so dear friends that are probably all asleep,Question 1 is over...All entries are in...All entries are final. I just got home from my 10pm-2am rehearsal (this coming after rehearsing the enti...
Posted by scott on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:40:00 PST