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maiko

LOLcunt

About Me

medium rare.

My Interests

music, cooking, food, haute cuisine, food history, molecular gastronomy (fo reals), charcuterie, making stuff from scratch, sleeping, tea, television, comedy (sketch, standup), cute animals, ugly animals, alcoholic beverages, shoes, purses, fried chicken, sweet tea, celebrities, hairdos (hairdon'ts), walking, shitty movies, arty movies, weird movies, the news, popular culture, critical theory, ketchup, forensic science, writing complaint letters, unicorns (since like 1980), fortean science, greek mythology, mulvas and gipples, grilling meat, misanthropy, sleeping on the job, diners, thrift stores, weird people on public transit, mail art, fashions of old people, absurdism, surrealism, mannerism, futurism, pre-raphaeilites, expressionism, WW II uniforms, panzer tanks, napping, donuts, langer's pastrami, comparative cheeseburger analysis, sleeping, political posturing

I'd like to meet:

paul rudd. G.O.B. george louis costanza. bobby goren. jim halpert.

Music:

the rock*a*teens, guided by voices, the walkmen, quasi, the who, throbbing gristle, andrew w.k., brian eno, t rex, david bowie, new pornographers, destroyer, gravitar, kinks, black sabbath, computer cougar, wu tang clan, black flag, buzzcocks, kool keith, creedence clearwater revival, the move, ELO, the seeds, churchills, invisibl skratch piklz, radio birdman, beatles, nurse with wound, current 93, electronicat, goblin, t raumschmere, depeche mode, jay reatard, king khan & bbq show, dengue fever, lightning bolt, comets on fire, international harvester, the psychic paramount, wolf eyes, led zeppelin, roky erickson, magma, ruins, koenji hyakkei, devendra banhart, sunno))), boris, the gris gris, mirrors, greg ashley, obscure power pop, 60s girl bands, middle eastern psych rock, southeast asian pop (sublime frequencies), the sounds of BART, sounds of construction sites, sounds of birds, sounds of birds at night, thrift store records, r kelly's "trapped in the closet" saga

Movies:

starship troopers, alphaville, 2001, blue velvet, blade runner, holy mountain, annie hall, radio days, alien, breathless, rushmore, breakfast club, dude where's my car, grey gardens, outsiders, deathrace 2000, royal tenenbaums, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, faster pussycat kill kill, mudhoney, bringing up baby, the last unicorn, el topo, dawn of the dead, evil dead, army of darkness, being john malkovich, adaptation, omega man, soilent green, week end, one or two things i know about her, shock corridor, psycho sexualis, touch of evil, double indemnity

Television:

law & order: drooly droopy bloodhound unit.

Books:

j.g. ballard, philip k. dick, borges, dostoevsky, bataille, baudrillard, lester bangs, anthony bourdain

Heroes:

cat hoarders from around the world. people who watched tv, got really fat, and became fused to the couch.

My Blog

"defeat the general"

the "defeat the general" banner ad: is this a blowjob contest? of course the general will win. how else did he make his way up the ranks and become a general?also, i do not want to eat indian pizza...
Posted by maiko on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:46:00 PST

why am i watching carson daly?

fred willard has a bleached fawhawk.
Posted by maiko on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 02:20:00 PST