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kellan

I want to have a beer with Jesus

About Me

AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNYYYYYYYY WAY YOU WANT IT THATS THE WAY YOU NEED IT ANY WAY YOU WANT IT DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO!
Name: my name is Kellan... you killed my father, prepare to die
Birthdate: damn near 24 years ago
Birthplace: planet earth babeeee
Current Location: fairfax
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'3 or 6'4 it depends
Weight: 180 - 200
Piercings: just my ears. Although if jake will man up and go to get his other stuff done, I'll get my septum
Tatoos: one on the back of each leg, one on my back, one on my arm
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope. And I'm A - OK with that.
Overused Phraze: probably lyrics from a Journey song
FAVORITES
Food: Taquitos!
Candy: eh, dont really eat candy
Number: 9. Its a perfect number
Color: hmmm, that ice blue color
Animal: Platypus. Goofy, but deadly
Drink: Jackfruit
Alcohol Drink: Bushmills and Guiness.
Bagel: everything
Letter: C
Body Part on Opposite sex: ooh, the back. I love a muscular back
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: neither
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla french vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: both
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny (but i love scary too)
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: 1130 pm (ie soon)
Most Missed Memory: getting drunk with my friends
Best phyiscal feature: eyes
First Thought Waking Up: ergh?
Goal for this year: Coney Island sideshow school! And not to get arrested in Ireland
Best Friends: Hayes, sean, zach,
Weakness: booze, broads, and ducks
Fears: not too many. I'm learning to let go
Heritage: Irish
Longest relationship: 4 months long distance/1 month not long distnace
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: god yes
Ever Smoked: frequently
Pot: yeah, but its not really my thing
Ever been Drunk: ahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ever been beaten up: yeah
Ever beaten someone up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: sure
Ever Skinny Dipped: as often as I can
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: about two months ago. We dated for three weeks. It was the longest relationship I had had in almost three years
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: ooh, green
Favorite Hair Color: red or black
Short or Long: short. I love the flapper haircut
Height: 5'4 - 6'4
Style: their own
Looks or Personality: personality, but looks play a part. I like certain aesthetics as well as what's underneath
Hot or Cute both.
Drugs and Alcohol: Booze is a definitely, but drugs... I dunno
Muscular or Really Skinny: neither. I like fit.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: plenty
What country do you want to Visit: ireland! In August! With Zach! Woohoo!
How do you want to Die: with two women and at the moment of orgasm I want an elephant to sit on me
Been to the Mall Lately: yeah, I bought "Samurai Western" for PS2
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Get along with your Parents: Yeah
Health Freak: not really. But I try to eat healthy and keep in some kindof shape
Do you think your Attractive: sometimes. My new glasses help
Believe in Yourself: sometimes. Depends where I work
Want to go to College: I need to finish it
Do you Smoke: often
Do you Drink: often
Shower Daily: sometimes twice depending if I was working with masonite, homosote, or steel
Been in Love: yeah
Do you Sing: Journey!
Want to get Married: ehhhhhh, maybe?
Do you want Children: no
Have your future kids names planned out: ...
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: well, virginity is capitalized so I'm assuming that's the name of a pet or something
Hate anyone: not too much
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

Dungeons and Dragons, Call of Cthulu, theatre (directing and technical), music, political theory, Absurdism, jews, b rate horror movies, international feminism, explaining why, chess, GO, cooking, playing bass, webcomics, comic books, fantasy novels, puppetry, Strangers in Paradise, learning about cars, welding, sound engineering, Burlesque, writing, poetry, cigarettes, ETC (if you know what I mean by that, I'll be your friend), marshmellow guns, meeting people, intimate encounters, meditation, wine

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people with interesting opinions and interesting stories. Funny people. People who play spades. People who read.

Music:

Blues, jazz, gutter punk, ska, oi, riot grrl, showtunes, psychobilly, rockabilly, some classical, some opera, Tom Waits, Moxy Fruvous, Mountain Goats, Social Distortion, Misfits, the Disenchanted, Daycare swindlers, Avenue Q, GLG20s, Stiff Little Fingers, Blood for Blood, Dance Hall Crashers, Skalars, Necromantix, Tiger Army, Reverend Horton Heat, Isaac Green, Leon Redbone, Bill Hicks, Ben Folds, KMFDM

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind, Muppets, Troma movies (Toxic avenger 1,2, and 4. But not 3, 3 was horrible, Cannibal! The Musical, etc), cheesy horror movies, good horror movies, Cat Soup, Musicals! Return to Neverland, Bridget Jones' Diary, Love Actually, Masters of the Universe, REd Sonya, Serenity, Dark Crystal, Romper Stomper, Kevin Smith

Television:

Dead Like Me, Lost, House, Adult Swim, I dont watch a lot of TV

Books:

Terry Pratchett, James Morrow, Christopher Moore, H.P. Lovecraft, Niel Gaiman, Theodore Sturgeon, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, Tom Robbins, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Sartre, Elie Wiesel, David Mamet, Christoper Durang, Beckett, Tom Stoppard, Andre de Lorde, B.H. Fairchild, Anne Rice, Poppy Z. Brite, Frank Miller, Cory Doctorow, Bradley Denton, Michael Arsenault, Paul Di Filippo, Claudia O'Keefe, David Keuhls, Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, Albert Meltzer, Shawna Kenney, Carl Hiaasen, Edward Albee, Alan Grant, Kage Baker, Spider Robinson, Robert Heinlein, Ben Bova

Heroes:

Those who will stand up for what they believe in unflinchingly, even though it does not mesh with the general public opinion or law. Like Captain America in Civil War.

My Blog

my birthday

Come one come all to Palace of Wonders on Friday September 7th. Not only is it my birthday, but the Peek a Boo revue is in town. Good old fashion Philly burlesque
Posted by kellan on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 02:09:00 PST

I DONT SUCK

Three vocal micsOne instrument micOne percussion micTwo guitars running through the boardOne keyboard running through the board...and I didn't fuck up! The show went without a hitch!...
Posted by kellan on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:40:00 PST

IN THE FACE OF TRAGEDY, I AM TRIUMPHANT

I'm not going to ireland today. Its costing me 400 to cancel everything, but at least i get refunds. So instead, I'm going to texas tomorrow.
Posted by kellan on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:23:00 PST

I swear to god I will crucify myself

Just so the passport services office will crumble much like the Jewish temple. I mean, the similarities between me and Jesus are too stunning to be coincedence. So i figure if i can crucify myself, I ...
Posted by kellan on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:12:00 PST

yeah bitches

Every once and a while i picture myself having kids. There have been a couple women (only a very small handful that I would spend the rest of my life with) that i would see as their mother. I think i ...
Posted by kellan on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:12:00 PST

hehee

i got hustled by a carnie at the fair earlier today. fucking carnies
Posted by kellan on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:21:00 PST

Bucky is going to kill Tony?

New interestingness in the lastest Cap America. Bucky is the shit.Bought Reign today. It has a lot of elements that one would expect harkening back to Watchmen and the Dark Knight series, but it is re...
Posted by kellan on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:23:00 PST

i love my friends

even if my mood is bleh in the past couple days or whatever, there are some fruits of my past that i enjoy. I'm am nowhere near as sexually active as i was in my younger years. But its great when the ...
Posted by kellan on Sun, 13 May 2007 12:55:00 PST

It was a long drive home and it got me to thinking

I have a theory. Lets say 100 people right now are having sex. I'm willing to bet that at least 3/4 of those people are imagining fucking someone else while engaged in intercourse. Its all well and go...
Posted by kellan on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:50:00 PST

IMPORTANT INFO ABOUT MY PHONE

to all those i know and love, my phone decided it wanted to take a wash with my jeans the other night and has since died. I cannot retrieve the old numbers, so i need everyone whose number I lost. Ple...
Posted by kellan on Fri, 04 May 2007 05:18:00 PST