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the baroness zoie von craft

don't you girls go gettin' jealous, if i round up all your fellas --

About Me

zoie craft is better know as a phantom of delight.

My Interests

abstract art, absurdism, britpop dance nite!, dadaism, divine intervention, eclectisism, electroclash, eroticising the non-erotic, existentialism, expensive oil paint, eyeliner, eyes open, fine art tattoos, framboise, german expressionism, knowing what you mean, mcsweeneys, modernism, open minds, pbr, poetry, pop-subculture, postmodernism, pretention, public transportation, pushing the boundaries, quiet elitism, realism, record collecting, revolution, rooftops, sarah records, self-destruction, self-indulgence, self-knowledge, self-reference, shoegaze, socialism, surrealism, suzanne w., the whole picture, the word 'yes', twee, ultraviolence, vespas, vowels, whiskey, you.

I'd like to meet:

sweet & tender hooligans. hot sparks. sailors & mermaids. heartbreakers. people who "know what you mean." eye-communicators. whiskey drinkers. cowboys. my own personal CL-MC. boys with talent; anyone with good taste.

Music:

the golden days of britpop. the sarah/indie/jangle/twee/pop-thing. mod classics. goth pop, indie pop, northern soul, tamla motown, girl groups, sixties heartbreak. songs that make you cry and songs that save your life.

Movies:

13 conversations about one thing, 24 hour party people, 200 cigarettes, being john malkovich, big fish, buffalo 66, chelsea walls, cinema paradiso, city of god, coffee and cigarettes, dead end drive-in, doom generation, down by law, happiness, heathers, high art, lost in translation, love & a .45, man bites dog, most david lynch films, most john waters films, rebel without a cause, romper stomper, state & main, storytelling, the royal tenenbaums, waking life, zoolander

Books:

adrienne rich, allen ginsberg, anne carson, anne sexton, ayn rand, billy collins, bronson alcott, bucky sinister, charles bukowski, c.s. lewis, dave eggers, diane diprima, donald hall, dylan thomas, edward gorey, ernest hemingway, f. scott fitzgerald, fanny howe, franz kafka, frederico garcia lorca, gertrude stein, grace paley, henry miller, j.d. salinger, jack kerouac, jeanette winterson, mark doty, mark twain, michael chabon, michelle tea, neal cassady, ralph waldo emerson , saul williams, sherman alexie, sylvia plath, the subterraneans, the unbearables, thomas hardy, tom robbins, william faulkner, yusef komunyakaa

Heroes:

the canadian connection. chris theoret who resembles patti smith. bill fur.check. the boy who looks like elvis (costello.) tay-tay and mae-mae. s.j. weessies, my own mike piazza. gary "the mongoose" musisko who holds my hand on ice. ralph "the strongest man in climax" weessies also known as the "round mound of get-down." aunt sharon and uncle pat.

My Blog

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Posted by the baroness zoie von craft on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:54:00 PST

t-bird, represent.

Thunderbird17.5% alc. by vol.      As pictured to the left, look for the pigeon feces and you'll find this old bird.  As soon as you taste this swill, it w...
Posted by the baroness zoie von craft on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:31:00 PST

why is the last mile the hardest mile?

i can't help the way i feel.
Posted by the baroness zoie von craft on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 10:32:00 PST