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Gary Lee Musisko

Project Bluebird

About Me

Before his sex change operation, Musisko was an equally unattractive woman. The South Side Reporter (Pittsburgh, Pa) recently reported Gary Musisko to be ,"...unequalled in wretchedness, musical and otherwise." Trash-Heap (Trashy) from Fraggle Rock has said of Musisko, "I have known sexier Shambling Mounds."

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/5/2005
Band Members:
Influences: Chagall, alcohol, and pain. The three rings of marriage- engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
Sounds Like: Scratchy Fleas!
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

I shall not be moved...

I was drunk and alone, and i was prepared to have adult relations with myself.I thought things were going well, but then I started feeling like I was giving myself a little bit of the old cold shoulde...
Posted by Gary Lee Musisko on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:23:00 PST

Hi

I went to the market today, then I cleaned the kitchen. It was a busy day so far...um what else? Oh, I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That’s my dream. That’s my ...
Posted by Gary Lee Musisko on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:39:00 PST

Jesus was sorrowful.

Today I was scolded for asking too many times per week, in earnest, who wrote the song, "Let My Love Open the Door to Your Heart." I actually think it really says, "...tonight I open the door...," bu...
Posted by Gary Lee Musisko on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:00:00 PST

Helenas breast

*****Successfully taken revenge upon self  at long last.         & nbsp;       I watch closely as my losses play themselv...
Posted by Gary Lee Musisko on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:14:00 PST

Rick Joke?

There's this comedian from Orlando named Rick Joke, which I highly doubt is his real name, who is now in Pittsburgh. I heard he was really good from an acquaintance and put him in the opening slot for...
Posted by Gary Lee Musisko on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:27:00 PST

Gig at Club Cafe on Tuesday the 22nd!

Gary Musisko is playing first live gig in a while. With I am the Lost Sea, Emily Rodgers and Eskimoses! Special guest guitar appearance by Ryan "The BDP" Moore! Doors at 8!
Posted by Gary Lee Musisko on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:57:00 PST

necklacing

I am going to personally record a handful of cover songs written by the Bee Gees and Elliot Smith and the Stones other famous bands like that. There are also some local musicians I admire who I will ...
Posted by Gary Lee Musisko on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:32:00 PST

Thanks to Amy

I want to thank Amy Tronolone for her photographing gifts! She set me up in the back room of a bar and talked me out of being a primadonna.I deliberately did not post the actual record cover, but thes...
Posted by Gary Lee Musisko on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 02:33:00 PST

hey

I drove 120 mph on a motorcycle in the city last night. I wondered whether it was worse to be hated or ignored, and then I remembered that asking that question meant you were damned either way. I have...
Posted by Gary Lee Musisko on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:51:00 PST

I lost a book that was a gift

 Pat is about 70, and had a wife. Before that, when he was young, his older friend took him to a brothel in West Virginia.  Pat remembers his friend's car and the girl's name....
Posted by Gary Lee Musisko on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:25:00 PST