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About Me

I DON'T ACCEPT FRIEND REQUESTS FROM UNKNOWN HOMIES. SORRY. READ ON.
i am strange.
and hows bout this:
do not message me if you are some creepy dude trying to get some cyber ass, real-life ass or worse yet looking for your soulmate in this make-believe world. I AM NOT SHE. simply put: NO.
but do message me if you are a hot chick. that's entertaining.

My Interests

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tiffany!

The Eskimos have over fifty words for tiffany.Tiffany is the world's tallest woman.A thimbleful of tiffany would weigh over 100 million tons.If you drop tiffany from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!Ideally, tiffany should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.The horns of tiffany are made entirely from hair.Tiffany will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory!Tiffany can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.Pacman was originally called tiffanyman!Lightning strikes tiffany over seven times every hour. I am interested in - do tell me abouti like stuff. i like sushi, rocking out, photography, ballet and scissors. but mostly rocking out.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

yes. and all kinds. except bad.
here are some friends of mine to make your friends so we can all be friends and eat sandwiches together:
www.schoolofathens.com
www.wakingmatthew.com
www.fordthurston.com
www.liquaflymusic.com
www.7shotscreamers.com
www.myspace.com/blackjacksmusic
www.yardsband.com
www.minibarmusic.com
www.jimmyandtheteasers.com
www.jenwertzmusic.com
www.myspace.com/waywardjackson
www.nathanasher.com
www.myspace.com/garymusisko
www.purevolume.com/mattmaybray
www.myspace.com/pushedaround

Movies:

anything with richard barthelmess. and elvis. and naked women.

Television:

porn. but i guess that would fall under movies. but doesn't porn seem like a whole different world? i imagine television the same way. uh. this makes no sense.

Books:

ah a real fav subject of mine and unironically there are too many to list. live and die by alan watts.marktwain jack. and charles and. all of the old greats...and some new ones b.e.ellis and susie bright who complies some of the best erotica that $17.99 can buy.....

Heroes:

just my god daughter kali amaya. she's a little super woman.

My Blog

so my little monkies: picture time is here.

so i found that you can add like a bizzillion pictures and albums and all this funky shit---so i'm at home this monday nite trying to dry out from my alcoholic ways and boy did this pass the time!!!so...
Posted by tiffie-to-tha-mutha-fuckin-b on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:04:00 PST

3rd Annual Warhol Cocktail Party!!

hope to see everyone!!! 7pm--bring a friend!!...
Posted by tiffie-to-tha-mutha-fuckin-b on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:09:00 PST

holy fuck.

so i change my friggin' status for relationships to 'single' and get my inbox all cyber fucked with messages from total weirdos saying all sorts of strange bits and pieces. i just wish there was a sta...
Posted by tiffie-to-tha-mutha-fuckin-b on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 01:41:00 PST

2nd annual WARHOL COCKTAIL PARTY!!

If you are reading this you better be there! I really hope everyone can make it. The turn out last year was great but I'd like to see more of my peeps!!...
Posted by tiffie-to-tha-mutha-fuckin-b on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:26:00 PST

pics................

here's the link to my online photo ablum there are some pics from my vacation in aspen--which totally rocked. there's tag codes for webpages if anyone wants to steal pics of themselves....
Posted by tiffie-to-tha-mutha-fuckin-b on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 06:28:00 PST

first photoshoot

well sunday nite i did my first photoshoot ever. it was a really interesting experience. basically i had 4 barely legal hott chickies bring over 80's glam girlry stuff and i got them drunk. then i too...
Posted by tiffie-to-tha-mutha-fuckin-b on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

matt pond pa and god's tom foolery

saw matt pond pa on sunday nite. intelligent fucking music. and a great guy on top of that. just strange that it was posted to be in a venue called the 'blue room' outside of pittsburgh but when we ac...
Posted by tiffie-to-tha-mutha-fuckin-b on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST