People have been trying to figure me out for years! I put the B.T in B.L.T that's right everyone loves blts!
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I the Bermuda Triangle am situated in the western Atlantic, off the southeast cost of the U.S.A. I am normally defined as the area within a triangle extending from southern Flordia to the island of Bermuda, south to Puerto Rico, and then back to Flordia. Many disapperances ascribed to me have actually taken place outside this area; So what the hell is everyone blaming me for? but in many other cases it is NOT known Exactly where the ships or planes were lost. I'm pretty good at sneeking up on people, and keeping them hidden! According to the U.S Coast Guards some 150,000 boats cross the Bermuda Triangle every year. Around 10,000 of these send a distress call. I just like to fuck with people. About five losses, on average, are recorded annually, ok it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt then its hilarious! "People that I triangled with" 1880 no age jokes! Atalanta sail training ship fell victim to me. In 1925 The Cotopaxi freighter, in 1950 The Sandra Freighter seriously freights take some work to screw up so you best reconize! 1955 The Connemara IV yacht.1958 Revonoc racing yacht..apparently not fast enough. 1963 Marine Sulphur Queen Tanker..how the hell do you tell your boss you lost a tanker ok? 1963 Sno' Boy, fishing boat. 1967 Witchcraft, cabin cruiser...I had rights no boat is going to put a spell on me! 1973 Anita Freighter.1980 Mount Horizon, Freighter. AirCrafts I have taken care of 1945 Five Avenger bomber; one mariner flying boat. 1947 Superfortress bomber. 1948 DC-3 airliner.1949 Star Ariel, Tudor IV airliner.1656 Marlin flying boat. 1963 Two KC-135 stratotankers.1965 C-119 flying boxcar cargo plane. 1967 Chase YC-122 converted glider. 1989 DC-3 spray plane.
Taylor: This is an emergency. We seem to be off course. We cannot see land...Repeat..we cannot see land.Tower: What is your position?Taylor: We are not sure of our position. We cannot be sure just where we are... We seem to be lostTower: Assume bearing due westTaylor: We don't know which way is west. Everything is wrong...strange...We can't be sure of any direction-even the ocean doesn't look as is should!Layout made by Joey-K
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