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The Kingdom of Heaven

Where Jesus comes to relax.

About Me

Men have song countless songs about me since the beginning of time. Candy bars, cakes, and TV shows are named after me. Gospel songs include my name along with God's phone number. When things go well people thank me, sometimes when things go bad they plead to me for help - not God or Jesus Christ but me, Heaven. Without me the whole devine plan idea would fall apart. I am the morter which keeps the idea of the Devine Plan in operation. The truth is I am more popular than God and Jesus together. Even atheist and former communists still talk about me with reverence.
If you are reading this you are aware of me right this very second.
Architects and city planers are constantly trying to capture my essence in their designs and creations. I was here in the past. I am here now. And, I will be here in your mind until you die. I will go on living in the minds of others after you die. I shall not die until mankind dies. I am eternal.
My name is Heaven I am Vahalla The Field of Reeds Ellsian Fields Cielo The Final Frontier The City in the Sky Risa Oz!
Every man, woman, child (and sometimes various pets)come to me when they die. There are a few souls who aren't here yet and there are a few more who won't ever make it here. But that's a whole nother story. There are two people right now who won't ever dwell in my blissful realm. One of them is currently the president of a leading nation and the other one used to be president. The later was tried and convicted of human rights violaions. There are a also a few others but it would be futile to list them here.

My Interests



WE NEVER
CLOSE

"HIGHER AND HIGHER"

"Always up"

$$$ won't help U here

I'd like to meet:

There is a shortage of new saints in my domain as of late. The last two saints who regestered here were Mother Terresa and the late former Princess Diana Spencer. Pope John Paul is still awaiting cannonization. If you'd like to try out for saint status please contact the Cannon Divison for a list of prerequisites.

Always Look On The Bright Side.

Music:

More people sing about coming "home" to me than they sing about their gods and saviors. Face it I am more popular than god could ever hope to be.

Movies:

Many movies have been made about me and I've stared in quite a few too. One of my biggest movie roles was when I stared as Oz in The Wizared of Oz in 1939. I usually get BIG roles as states or worlds. I played Waterworld in the movie in 1995.

Television:

Too many TV shows have have been made about me than there is room to list here. The writers didn't intend for you to know this but the crossover plane where Samantha, Endora, and the other witches met was on my otter edges. I am bliss. I am beautiful. I am Heaven.

Books:

Many books have been writen about me and my many levels. Theorists debate the parameters of my realm. Men write thesises on the best approaches to get to me. It was the thoughts of me which caused the Gottenberg printing press to be invented.

Heroes:

God, his son Jesus, Jesus' mom and dad Mary and Joseph. They keep the place running. I tell you I couldn't have pulled this whole scam, I mean this heavy load alone. I have direct ties to Allah and his messager Mo but, through experience I find it best to keep the christian inhabitants and the Muslem dwellers in seperate areas. They tend to squabble over inconsequentials like dinner menus. Since I am Western Heaven I am not required to recognize any other eternal states, natural or conceived. I am Heaven.

FREEDOM

IS

MEASURED

BY

THE

DISTANCE

BETWEEN

CHURCH

and

STATE"

It's up to us

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