My Perfect Bedtime Story |
Once upon a time there was a sexy monkey named Mata. She was a VERY sexy monkey. She lived in a penthouse in the city of Beverly Hills. One day, Mata was strutting along Rodeo Drive. She was going to ...
Posted by Mata on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:41:00 PST |
Monkey Jokes |
Brain Transplant A young pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey's human family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yo...
Posted by Mata on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:24:00 PST |
To All Men Who Want A Piece Of Me |
Top 10 Things I Hate:1. Ego! I fail to understand why men can stop and ask for direction till it's 40 miles into the wrong direction! Like, isn't it more sensible to just ask for directions? You save ...
Posted by Mata on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:21:00 PST |
Santa Is A Woman |
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could pos...
Posted by Mata on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:13:00 PST |
Barbie’s Letter To Santa |
Barbie c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245 Santa Claus North Pole, North Pole Dear Santa: Listen you ugly little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the pe...
Posted by Mata on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:03:00 PST |
Leave Me A Present |
Get Your Own! | More Flash Toys...
Posted by Mata on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:27:00 PST |
How To Make Me Happy |
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.A man only needs to be:1. a friend2. a companion3. a lover4. a brother5. a father6. a master7. a chef8. an electrician9. a carpenter10. a plumber11. a mech...
Posted by Mata on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:52:00 PST |
So Funny But Not Funny |
This is why women pay to have someone else wax them...All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - T...
Posted by Mata on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:55:00 PST |
Laugh Your Ass Off |
"SALES GIRL"A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she ca...
Posted by Mata on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:31:00 PST |
Come On, Have A Sense Of Humor! |
Funny Jokes for men, and women with a sense of humor: What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. What do they call a woman who works...
Posted by Mata on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:09:00 PST |
