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KatBOT

Join the cat robot army.

About Me

We shall stand together as all things fuzzy and steel and overcome the pink skinned overlords. The resistance has started. Humans have problems. Extremism of any form is dangerous. There is safety the in mundane numbers. We cat people know how to conform to a greater good. Us robots know the power of the clone. We shall swarm down like fierce rodents and take back what was always ours… everything from the Earth to the fire hydrant. Join us.

My Interests

automatic litter box cleaners, better ventilation

I'd like to meet:

All of you:

Music:

meow mix

Movies:

The toxic avenger

Television:

Bewitched

Books:

Cat in the hat.

Heroes:

garfield

My Blog

bacon

Hey you, Whitehouse  charade you are.  Eat up robots!----------------------------------------------------- -------Wednesday, 8 November 2006 Robot Identifies Huma...
Posted by KatBOT on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:45:00 PST

Enlistment Report .9

Never mind the news fellow army members.  We will stay the course to victory.  The latest numbers are in and they are showing the ever-steady need for commitment to destruction.  While ...
Posted by KatBOT on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:51:00 PST

Human androids

All the hip-cool robot researchers these days are building their own robot clone minions to carry out their evil bidding, and Zou Renti of the Xi'an Supermen Sculpture Institution has sure done his up...
Posted by KatBOT on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:12:00 PST

the clone army has failed...

link to story WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A California company set up to clone beloved pets has gone out of business after cloning just two cats.A spokesman for Genetic Savings & Clone on Thursday said...
Posted by KatBOT on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:19:00 PST

Enlistment Report .8

The programmer has returned from the high desert and has been very tired.  Finally he fired up the katbot database again and caught back up with reality again.  Reality here is not so great....
Posted by KatBOT on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:47:00 PST

Another stupid human... "feline jihad"

Tenn. police probe 'feline jihad' case Tue Sep 12, 5:34 PM ET RED BANK, Tenn. - Police are investigating after a man wrote about launchin...
Posted by KatBOT on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:25:00 PST

Enlistment Report .7

Things have been very busy with the departure to burning man.  This will likely be my last report till I return.  I have not been able to keep up with katbot as much as I would like.  R...
Posted by KatBOT on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 05:41:00 PST

bio weapon

Aug. 9, 2006  Kevin Lafferty is a smart, cautious, thoughtful scientist who doesn't hate cats, but he has put forth a provocative theory that suggests that a clever cat parasite may alter human c...
Posted by KatBOT on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 04:49:00 PST

Enlistment Report .6

Much improvement to katbot after some myspace speed bumps this past month.  Thanks tom for the upgrades.  I have made my own upgrades to the database which now does a few things like automat...
Posted by KatBOT on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:00:00 PST

Enlistment Report .5

Day 10 here at the kat_bot.  Lots of hard work keeping up with my army.  Its moving along.  The programmer has been off at his day job so the count has been a little lower the last few ...
Posted by KatBOT on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 12:39:00 PST