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robot

mew

About Me


really expensive cat toy on VimeoMy claws didn't hurt it, because I only use them when attacking humans. And don't you think someone would have thought of that in advance?

My Interests

matt and kate...of course.and dust bunnies, and wire cables, and anything i can push over and break...or anything i can fit my entire head in...oh, I love to knock over the "recycling" area that is based around the garbage can... I'm like a raccoon!

I'd like to meet:

That cat in the mirror in the hallway.... always taunting meThe giant worms that live under blankets... also taunting me.The Cobra that occasionally appears on the end of people's hands.And maybe the person who lives in the refrigerator, I've never actually made it in there, but I try.

Music:

not too loud when i'm napping, thanks!

Movies:

i'd rather chew on cables

Television:

see above

Books:

distracts attention from ME!...therefore bad.

Heroes:

the people who make sure there is food in the center of my bowl, because they know how much I hate it when it all goes to the side.

My Blog

yay, so many new friends!

after my video was featured on the main myspace page I've had so many new friends!very exciting for a cat.
Posted by robot on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:51:00 PST

hiding under a different bed.

yesterday and last night were the most confusing times I've experienced as a cat. Since I was a small palm sized kitten I had known Matt and Kate to be my everything. They would feed me, clean my li...
Posted by robot on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:52:00 PST

At the request of.

Someone requested a blog be posted, so here it is. It's been a while since I wrote last. In the time that's passed I've matured into a cat. not so much in attitude but in strength. Im now nearly...
Posted by robot on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 01:49:00 PST

woah, my teeth fell out!

I think my kittenhood ended today when I was biting some ankles. I suspected something when Matt and Kate kept checking back on my loose tooth. Now I hear them talking about casting them in gold and...
Posted by robot on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 09:51:00 PST

I'm in a magazine!

Page 47 of this month's Macworld!I haven't seen it yet because Matt and Kate have been in the UK for EVER!I am having a lovely time playing with Cristalle though.
Posted by robot on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:58:00 PST

How do you people live through this?

It's like 90 degrees in here, thats 4000 degrees in cat temperature. I'm wearing a fur coat, who thought that was a good idea!? My days have been spent going from the sink to the plant and to the AC...
Posted by robot on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 05:37:00 PST

holy shit, I'm on the front page of the Wall Street Journal


Posted by robot on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:01:00 PST

I'm pretty sure I could give a cheetah a run for it's money.

Yes, indeed, I am fast. Today, while Matt was at work, I ran up and down the hallway perfecting my speed and cornering. When he came home I demonstrated it for about an hour. I think he got the poi...
Posted by robot on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:57:00 PST

I made it in!

I finally made it into the refrigerator! I managed to sneak in while Matt was trying to put the mustard and bread back in there. Yes, they keep the bread in the refrigerator to keep me away from it....
Posted by robot on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:34:00 PST

home alone!

Today I slept alot. Noone was home all day. But when Matt came home I was really excited and I purred really loud. Then I got so excited I started attacking him! Then, when he was washing the dish...
Posted by robot on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:15:00 PST