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Aelfsidene

Don't be afraid of the dark? What are you kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark. Yo

About Me

First of all, yes, I do have a lot of bands and music related pages as friends in my profile. I love music. I play it, write it, listen to it . . . pretty much feed off it. I think that MySpace is an awesome place to find new music, new bands to listen to, have your music heard, etc.
I have bands and singers that I've always loved in my friends list. People who inspire me. People close to me and people I love. I have friends who are cats, who have cats, who love cats; people who are pirates, or pirate cats, or people that I just think are gorgeous that I've sent requests to. (Yes, I confess, there are several people that I've sent requests to because daammmmnnn!) I also have some paranormal related friends, because, let's face it, ghosts are cool.
I don't send requests out to everyone I come across. I don't just add people or ask to be added because I want to have a billion friends. If I add you or send you a request to be added it's because something about you has caught my attention. I'm not saying be honored that I send a request. I'm just saying don't count me out immediately because I have a lot of interests or there are a lot of people on my friends list and a lot of them are music or horror related. :)
I decided to add this because someone sent me a message asking why I wanted them to add me. They have a badass kitty oriented page that I love and the person who runs it is an incredibly nice person. They added me but it got me thinking and wondering if some people were thinking that I just asked to be added for the hell of it. Okay, enough about that.
I am a writer and live in south Louisiana with my husband and a coven of cats. I'm a pain in the ass and can be obnoxious as hell to people I take an instant dislike to. Actually, I think I'm a pain in the ass and can be obnoxious as hell to the people who are close to me. I guess that means I'm just naturally an obnoxious pain in the ass. People love me in spite of that, though. Go figure.
I play the bass, program web pages, bounce from project to project, read, write sporadically, annoy people by posting quizzes almost constantly in my LJ . . . yeah, I guess I'm pretty boring as well as being an obnoxious pain in the ass.

My Interests

Playing music, writing music, listening to music, cats, kittens, pirates, pirate kittens, writing, reading, drawing, tattoos, piercings, art, animal welfare, horror, IRC, making graphics, making videos, guns, knives, restoring old cars, fanfiction, Johnny Depp, paranormal, metaphysical, European medieval martial arts, martial arts, jousting, archery, making armor, military . . . not necessarily in that order.

I'd like to meet:

The Winchester boys & Papa Winchester, Johnny Depp, Motley Crue, Alice Cooper, Rob Zombie, Stephen King . . . the list is endless, really.
People who like to talk about the paranormal or metaphysical. My online friends, who I do really consider friends - yeah, think I'm pathetic if you want to, but sometimes you do meet people here who mean something to you after a while. Other writers and musicians. Anyone with a rapier sharp sarcastic wit who isn't afraid to use it like the weapon it is.
David Wong and John Cheese.
Vampires or shapeshifters. That would be cool.
And maybe some aliens, though not Tommyknockers. Or those anal probe guys. Just some nice ones, you know?If you're a musician or just love music come check us out at Bayou Noise Forums .

If you have a banner you'd like to put in our Bands You DON'T Want To Miss thread on Bayou Noise Forums either message me with it here or join the forums and post it there yourself. Everyone's welcome.Some of my personal web pages:

If you're looking for a good way to waste more time on the internet look no further. Go to Neopets and get a pet, play games, earn Neopoints, make a Neohome . . . I think the only thing missing is a Neobrothel and Neohookers.

If you're a cat person and want to make a cool web page for your kitty, check out Catster . If you want to look us up there just PM me here and I'll give you the URLs to get to our pet's pages.

For dog people there's also a Dogster . Did you really doubt it?Some of my favorite humor sites. David Wong and John Cheese are my heros. If you don't have a sense of humor or a taste for the bizarre don't bother, but if you do then check these pages out. Pointless Waste of Time is hysterically funny. Well worth your time.

For the past few years David Wong has been putting out Halloween installments to his story John Dies At The End , affectionately known among its fans as JDATE . You can find it at the following sites. Its well worth a look or three. The first site takes you to the .. version and the second takes you to a site where you can purchase a book version.

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Aelfsidene's Friend Space
I have a lot of really badass friends.

Gwynevere

Smile god Hates You

roro

Helen

Red

The Bies Effect©

Sexy aka Sexy Deb

Cat

CATS' RULE

Hello Kitty

Kitty Lover

Little Debbie

Kimmi

Kendall

Jenn

Melissa

blayze

BelBlaez

Skwerly

Robert

Jimmy

AMY

Randy Valtare

Beck

angi

QUEEN OF THE VAMPIRES

cynthi

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Music:

Pretty much anything. I listen mostly to hard stuff, classic rock, metal, old punk, gothic. AC/DC, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Motley Crue, Alice Cooper, Aerosmith, Brides of Destruction, Methods of Mayhem, 58, Buck Cherry, Rob Zombie, Papa Roach, Three Days Grace.This is one of the best graphics sites I've found. I love Bell to pieces!
Another excellent graphics site.
If you get to the point where you're tearing your hair out trying to make a piece of code work on your profile, check this site out. Excellent reference site. They've also got tons of MySpace layouts.

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Once Upon a Time in Mexico . . . actually anything with Johnny Depp in it is time well spent. Practical Magic, The Princess Bride, Lady and the Tramp, ANY movie about the Three Musketeers, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Disney's Robin Hood, Lost Boys, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Star Wars (old and new), the Harry Potter movies, really bad horror movies, Monty Python and the Holy Grail . . .

Television:

Supernatural, Doctor Who, the CSI shows, the Law and Order shows, Navy: NCIS, Stargate SG1, Stargate: Atlantis, Torchwood, Monk, Psych, Eureka, Criminal Minds, NUMB3RS, Bones, Two and a Half Men, How I Met Your Mother . . .
I still love and watch:
Firefly, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Keen Eddie, Red Dwarf . . .
Yeah, I watch way too much TV. All hail TiVO.

Books:

Anything by Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Richard Laymon, Laurell K. Hamilton, Jim Butcher, Kim Harrison, Kelley Armstrong, Jonathan Kellerman, Terry Pratchett . . . those are the authors I'll pick up without a thought to reading the back.
I read incessantly. I like Tolkien, Tad Williams. I'll read just about anything that looks interesting, but there are always those authors I come back to.
Yes. I'm a genre fiction junkie.
I highly recommend:
The Dirt - Motley Crue: Confessions of the World's Most Notorious Rock Band

Heroes:

Nikki Sixx. Gerald Veasley.
Stephen King, Richard Laymon, Laurell K. Hamilton, & Dean Koontz (because they're so bloody prolific as writers). I guess, if I had to pick one "hero" out of the above, it would be Stephen King. That's mostly because I read his book On Writing and realized how hard he fought to become the acknowledged writer he is today.
My daughter, Gwynnie, is also one of my heros. That kid has got titanium balls on her. I love her more than my luggage.
I admire strong-willed people. Mainly because weak-willed people make me want to kick them in the face.
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My Blog

Practical Applications For Self-Defense Training (WWBD)

(Note: This is random bullshit and any similarity to any non-random bullshit, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Read at your own risk. And be sure you're armed. Cuz you never know when th...
Posted by Aelfsidene on Sat, 26 May 2007 04:58:00 PST

But Seriously Folks . . .

My apologies for everyone I've been ignoring lately. I'm going to get back online sometime this weekend. (No angst, I promise - just consider it said that life has been a real kick in the ass lat...
Posted by Aelfsidene on Sat, 26 May 2007 04:30:00 PST

Why Are My Blog Titles Always So Random?

Just checking in, actually. Finally got the comp problems fixed by reformatting my hard drive and reinstalling XP. It made for a boring weekend but a really happy computer. I talked to Ric recently a...
Posted by Aelfsidene on Tue, 01 May 2007 03:44:00 PST

Blah

Just a note to say that either MySpace or my comp (probably the latter) is being an ass. I guess I need another reboot before I can post anything to anyone. Hopefully later tonight I can get this crap...
Posted by Aelfsidene on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:16:00 PST

Heather's Graduating

Just a note. My friend Heather called last Friday to ask us to her graduation from the police training academy. She got to "shoot" two bad guys (read: off-duty police officers) and that's just so cool...
Posted by Aelfsidene on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 07:37:00 PST

Sheesh . . .

Sheesh. I haven't been on since Monday. My comp is so slow that I have time to run a mile between page loads. A really slow mile. I'm going to come on later after I sleep and post some stuff. Meanwhi...
Posted by Aelfsidene on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 07:24:00 PST

U.S. & Canadian Recall of Specific Pet Foods

P&G Pet Care Announces Voluntary Participation in Menu Foods' Nationwide U.S. and Canadian Recall of Specific Canned and Small Foil Pouch 'Wet' Cat and Dog Foods    Recall -- Firm Press ...
Posted by Aelfsidene on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:17:00 PST

Cows With Guns

This came through on one of my mailing lists and it was so funny I had to share. The link loads the shockwave flash movie and it's well worth it. Cows With Guns Fair warning, though. The song is catch...
Posted by Aelfsidene on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:29:00 PST

Wolf & Veterinary Medication Warning

As some of you know, Wolf went in for another surgery this past Tuesday to have a very large tumor removed from her abdomen. She's home now and doing well - eating and drinking and cudd...
Posted by Aelfsidene on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:19:00 PST

Our Kitty Wolf

Some of you know that one of our kitties, Wolf, has been battling breast cancer for over a year. I don't think I've blogged about this before but I thought I'd post an update for those of you who know...
Posted by Aelfsidene on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:42:00 PST