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MC robot xmas

robot xmas the saddest robot in the world V 3.1

About Me

sad robot.
memory hog.
time burglar.
bridemaid of frankenberry.
bad buddhist.

i don't proofread jerkface, i'm too busy shooting up torrents.
so fcuk off!
yahoo: robot_xmasnow availiable in delicious laptop flavor!

My Interests

i like people who barely fit into their clothes.
they really say 'fuck you' world.

i despise boobs.
they ruin my mini-gold game.

I'd like to meet:

robots that paint.
androids who draw.
mutants that doodle.
unicorns who like to party.
drow of any type.

Music:

laptop music.

Movies:

hairspray

Television:

don't listen to television. he is a total fucking liar.
i don't care how many inches he's got.
he ain't all that.

Books:

the dictionary, the white pages

Heroes:

Bender Bending Rodriguez

My Blog

craigslist prank: hey sperm donor are you pro-choice? so am i

this is the original ad posted on 07.26.05: Title: (casual encounters) hey sperm donor are you pro-choice? so am i... - w4m hello i am looking for a healthy man between the ages of 18-38 who is any ra...
Posted by MC robot xmas on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 11:55:00 PST

robot xmas plagues craiglist yet again!

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cas/86976155.html ok people. please guess how many responses i will get in 2 weeks?...
Posted by MC robot xmas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my name is robot...ms. xmas if you're nasty...

from my last adventure (and in case any you whores were to lazy to actually go to the craigslist link) here it be in its entirity: looking for a fuck machine (san antonio 78212) -------------...
Posted by MC robot xmas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

even robots have needs

click on the pretty link: robots have needs too
Posted by MC robot xmas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a certain happiness

robot xmas with her child diez-seis de septiembre robot
Posted by MC robot xmas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

once i fell in love

i lost more than my head.
Posted by MC robot xmas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

not enough tape in the world

robot xmas's attempt at being beautiful goes sadly sour...
Posted by MC robot xmas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rx vs. stonecold1231

[email protected]: hello 34 m here in nw san antonio robot_xmas: hey robot_xmas: are you a fan of wrestling robot_xmas: ? [email protected]: yes robot_xmas: thats sad stoneco...
Posted by MC robot xmas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the unsexy robots

last night i went to see the sexy robots... how disappointed i was that they were made of flesh....
Posted by MC robot xmas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

on the furilla, my botzillas, just call me MC robot xmas

yo respect ain't got no ho cake ain't got no holes ain't a boo boo head ain't got no soul just a robot ya see ya me? gots me an outlet gots me 69 watts of love electrifyin and sat...
Posted by MC robot xmas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST