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I don't do stuff. I don't know why people bother doing stuff. I hate people that do stuff. I like driving in my car being cool. My car kicks ass.
Hot and horny chicks without baggage.
I like music that rocks. It better rock. If it doesn't rock, it sucks balls, and I don't want something that sucks balls in my ear. Well, no, there are some circumstances. But not the ball-sucking, non-rocking music! Sometimes, when I'm in a bar, and some wuss puts his wuss music on the jukebox, I wanna go punch him. But I usually just drink until I don't care. Then I go home and break things. Why do I break my own things?
Anger Management, The Wrath of Khan, Mad Max, 12 Angry Men, It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Walker Texas Ranger! The one true man on TV, bringing his own brand of justice to the new west. Also, hockey, boxing or anything where dudes fuck eachother up.
Oh, I love books! I love how they don't suck at all, and how they're not lame or stupid, and how everybody who reads is so goddam cool. Yeah, but seriously, books suck it.
There was a dude at the fair who ate like 80 hotdogs in a minute. That, is a king of kings.