Wing Nut - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Typically thought of as the nut in the bunch. I Like just hanging out at the hardware store scoping out the other nutz and bolts. I can be found in junk drawers hangin the f-out with your other junk, or in your garage, in a tool box or maybe in an ashtray or glove box. I wind the f-up everywhere. I Like to help out with projects, or work with my friend bolt to just hold something in place. Sometimes I wind up doing things I'm not intended for. Not to talk smack but, it's usually in the presence of people who are mechanically impared or who own 2 tools. A flat blade screwdriver and a pair of pliars. These people tend to forget that I'm a pretty easy going nut and when treated correctly I'm ideal to take to places you don't want to take tools. Sorry tools, no offense, love ya babe.

Nutz don't offer much when it comes to feelings so I'm NOT looking for anyhting too serious on here. Really, the last bitchy bolt I went out with was a stripper, bitch got all cross-threaded on my wallet and really stripped me good. I'm just taking it easy now, taking the less stressful jobs for wing nutz. I've found that if I'm working with Bolt on something we know has to be taken back apart, theres no-way the people will overtighten. Hmmmmm no...that doesn't work. I've worked with bolt on a few projects that were so improperly designed no matter how tight we were wrenched down it just wasn't going to work. When my wings are about to break off, that's usually a pretty good sign

I'm also a big supporter of UTP (Using tools Properly) Its a total shame to see us wing nutz who were designed to provide a "finger-tight" nut solution getting all the f'in wrenched down with tools

Here's a pic of my second cousin "Thumb" Nut, on my moms side. People are kinda afraid of him at first because he's black (racist bastards), but he's really cool and infact really popular with the ladies because he not as rough on the fingers like a lot of other nutz we know

These padz think they're all cool cuz they got wings, but yo wings ain't shit without nutz......bitch!

Thumbs up to Wing Nutz!

Check out me and bolt. We messed up "shoelases" pretty bad here

Fun while it lasted. Boot felt pretty cool for a while too having us around

My Interests

Having bolts threaded through my backside while sitting on a washers face as someone grabs my wings and twists really hard.
I like tools a lot even though I'm fine without them. This particular one can make me spin really fast, but doing really burns my hole. With young shiny bolts its ok, but with those old rust f'ers the friction almost makes my hole glow red. Can be pretty rough on the wings as well, especially if the tool is attached to a 18V with the choke set to "drill".....OUCH!

Naturally, since I'm into tools, a little lubrication goes a long way when your trying to get nutz off in a hurry. My favorite is WD-40.

Can't find a better lube for your buck with this stuff. Not to mention it's flammable, so "Flame On" if your into that whole burning lube on your nuts and bolts thing
Like most nuts we like to attend Party

After Party

After Party

Here I am making someone feel really smart

I'd like to meet:

Like to meet this wing nut to let him know he's not on finger-tight yet.....Just a little tighter there buddy

Also would like to meet people that are crazy enough to ride a motorcycle completely held together with us wing nuts. So many of us infact that they named it after us.

Music:

A Punk nut at heart, but like a lot of different types of music. Don't really give two nutz about music that isn't made by people with instruments. Got to support the guitars and basses with thumb nut adjustment

Movies:

Pretty much a comedy nut at heart. Nothing makes these nutz happier than a little comedy. These nutz like a lot of "action" type films too

Television:

Shows where I can see lots and lots of nutz being used. Manly shows that build things with lots of nutz and bolts.

Books:

Mostly technical manuals and instruction sheets. Anything with illustrations of hot nutz and specifics on how tight they need to be

Check out the specs on these nutz

A lot of people like classifying us nutz into groups, the picture below shows some of the "groups" those racist bastards came up with

Heroes:

Bolts. They are the yin to my yang. Without them I couldn't hold shit in place

Grandpa nut is another important person too. He's one dirty old nut but he's still got it.

Can't forget about the brave handicap nutz out there who have lost or were born without 2 wings, here's to you special nutz!

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