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Sergio Martorelli

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About Me

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Allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste.

Well, not so much wealth, actually. And taste, well, it's debatable.

My name is Sergio Martorelli.

I'm a journalist, owner of the sites The Horror! The Horror! , Off the Press, Up To Date and Adult World News .

If you're an struggling indie artist in need of some exposure, just drop me a line at [email protected]. I'll help you for free.

Free DVDs, CDs, books and comics, of course!

(Hey, at least is WAYYYYY cheaper than the payola you have to pay to get your stuff featured on Wizard, Fangoria, MTV, big radio stations and the like).

Besides, remember the old ditto from the Master of the House, "Nothing gets you nothing"? Same here. Well, it's a fair trade, right?

Here's where you can send your stuff:

Sergio Martorelli, ed
Rua Afonso Pena, 165 casa 5
Rio de Janeiro - Brazil
CEP 20270-241

My Interests

Music, movies, comic books.

If it's not boring, I'm in.

I also love money, but that's just ancillary.

I'd like to meet:

Hot girls.

Actually, Indie artists with something to say, but hot girls are welcome as well. Why not?



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Music:



Frank Zappa, Gabriel-Era Genesis, Black Sabbath, Alice Cooper, Thin Lizzy, Judas Priest, Grobschnitt and Van Der Graaf Generator - among MILLIONS of other bands.

"Information is not knowledge
Knowledge is not wisdom
Wisdom is not truth
Truth is not beauty
Beauty is not love
Love is not music
Music is THE BEST..."

Movies:

Lots.

No, really, when I say "lots" I REALLY mean LOTS.

The list is too damn long, but I'll name ten: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Sunset Boulevard, Shaolin Soccer, the original King Kong, El Mariachi, Brazil, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Ben-Hur, Almost Famous.

Yeah, I know, that's only nine movies. Actually, I hate all those "Top .." lists. Sue me if you don't like it.

Television:

Meh. DVD killed the TV star. Why suffer reruns and commercial breaks when I can watch an entire season on DVD?

Books:

I used to be a great reader. Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut, Stefano Benni, Harlan Ellison, Douglas Adams, Robert Sheckley, H.P. Lovecraft - and the list goes on and on and on.

Now, I barely have time to read. Even comic books.

Heroes:

I don't have heroes. I just respect people who achieve something by having talent and working it hard.

...Okay, I like Superman as well.

My Blog

EXCLUSIVE: Coffin Joe’s EMBODIEMENT OF EVIL first trailer

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Posted by Sergio Martorelli on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:14:00 PST

Film Review - Ninja: The Final Duel (1986)

NAKED KUNG FU BABES!Got your attention? Good. Now let's get down to business."Ninja: The Final Duel" is a colorful, ultra-kinetic, gore-drenched and delightfully zany taiwanese production that's been ...
Posted by Sergio Martorelli on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 10:08:00 PST

Bollywood Killed The Radio Star

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Posted by Sergio Martorelli on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 10:04:00 PST

Film Review - Fusion (2000)

People usually dislike student shorts because... well, 99% of 'em REALLY are complete and utter pieces of helpless, inept, self-indulgent, stinky crapola. But there's also great little gems to be foun...
Posted by Sergio Martorelli on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 10:13:00 PST

R.I.P. Maila Nurmi, a.k.a. Vampira

Hollywood has lost another legend. Maila Nurmi, who became synonymous with her character, Vampira, passed away in her sleep yesterday at the age of 86.She was born Maila Elizabeth Syrjäniemi on Decemb...
Posted by Sergio Martorelli on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:52:00 PST

Hayseed Dixie - War Pigs

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Posted by Sergio Martorelli on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 04:45:00 PST

Leonard Cohens Hallelujah by four norwegian guys.

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Posted by Sergio Martorelli on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:14:00 PST

Film Review - Coffin Joe’s Awakening of the Beast

In the excellent interview you can find on Mondo Macabro's DVD edition of "Dr. Jekill vs. The Werewolf", Spanish master Jacinto Molina, a.k.a. Paul Naschy, talks about how he got absolutely no respect...
Posted by Sergio Martorelli on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:09:00 PST

Film Review - The Ultimate Godzilla DVD Collection (1954-1975)

When I first heard of an "ULTIMATE" Godzilla box set - from SONY, no less! - I did my Jig of Joy and ran out to the nearest supermarket to buy soda pops, popcorn and lotsa butter.At last, a DVD collec...
Posted by Sergio Martorelli on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 07:47:00 PST

Film Review - Hercules Unchained (1959)

Before Arnold Schwarzenegger...Before Sylvester Stallone...Before Jack LaLanne, there was...Hercules, the almighty son of Zeus!That's a pretty lame start for a peplum review, eh, paisano? Well, live w...
Posted by Sergio Martorelli on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 07:43:00 PST