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Bart Simpson's Page

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About Me

My New Pet Billy The Bat

adopt your own virtual pet!Hey Guys! Im Bartholomew Jojo Simpson But You Can Just Call Me Bart, I Live In A Small Town Called Springfield With My Dad Homer My Mom Marge My Two Sisters Lisa And Maggie And Our Dog And Cat Santas Little Helper And Snowball. My Best Friend Is Milhouse My Favorite Tv Show Is Itchy And Scratchy,I Attend Springfield Elementary School, Where I Play Most Of My Pranks!Thanks For Visiting My Page! BartEat My Shorts!! :)

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My Interests

I Like To Skateboard, Watch Tv, Listen To Music, Play Video Games, Hang Out In My Treehouse, Play Pranks On People! And More!
Name: Bartholomew Jojo Simpson
Birthdate: April 1st
Birthplace: springfield
Current Location: springfield
Eye Color: black
Hair Color: yellow
Height: 3feet
Weight: 15 pounds
Piercings: nope
Tatoos: i used to have one
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: no
Overused Phraze: aye carumba!
FAVORITES
Food: pizza
Candy: all kind i guess!
Number: dont have one
Color: yellow
Animal: dog
Drink: squishys
Alcohol Drink: none
Bagel:
Letter: B
Body Part on Opposite sex: .
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: not sure
McDonalds or BurgerKing: THE KRUSTY BURGER OF COURSE!
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon i guess
Hot tea or Ice tea: dunno
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: rap
Summer or Winter: winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: scary
Love or Money: both hahaha
YOUR...
Bedtime: WHEN IM TIRED!! HAHAHA NOT REALLY.
Most Missed Memory: dont have one
Best phyiscal feature: all of me!
First Thought Waking Up: noooooooooo! school!!!!!!
Goal for this year: dont have one
Best Friends: milhouse
Weakness: dont really have one
Fears: I FEAR NOTHING MWHAAHAHAHA
Heritage: ..
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank:
Ever Smoked: no
Pot: no
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been beaten up: yes
Ever beaten someone up: not really
Ever Shoplifted: yea lol
Ever Skinny Dipped: yea
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yea
Been Dumped Lately: other way around
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: black
Favorite Hair Color: dunno
Short or Long: long
Height: bit smaller than me or same size i dont care
Style: any style
Looks or Personality: both i guess lol
Hot or Cute both
Drugs and Alcohol: no
Muscular or Really Skinny: skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: the time i burnt down out christmas tree that time lol and being a daredevil
What country do you want to Visit: dunno
How do you want to Die: i dont
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea!!!
Get along with your Parents: sure i do
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: yea
Believe in Yourself: suppose so
Want to go to College: noooo
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: no
Shower Daily: of course
Been in Love: yea
Do you Sing: ive sung a few times but dont make a habit of it!!
Want to get Married: maybe
Do you want Children: maybe
Have your future kids names planned out: no
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: ...
Hate anyone: yea

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone From Springfield, And All My Fans!

Music:

Rock Rap And My Hits Do The Bartman And Deep Deep Trouble.

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Movies:

Itchy And Scratchy Movie!

Television:

Itchy And Scratchy! Krusty The Klown, Eye On Springfield.

Books:

The Tv Guide And Comic Books!

Heroes:

Krusty The Klown!

My Blog

Hey guys

hey just thought id post a quick blog to see how everyones doing? btw thanks for all the comments uve sent me in the last couple of days/weeks, and if i have time ill comment u back! well im off now,...
Posted by Bart Simpson's Page on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:30:00 PST

The Official Simpson Characters

You might be wondering what thats about  well  thats what we call ourselves so here u go. The official simpson characters below :) bart simpson www.myspace.com/the_simpsons_bart krusty ...
Posted by Bart Simpson's Page on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:33:00 PST

MESSAGES AND COMMENTS

 i never knew how many fans i have:) Hey people, since ive gettin all my friends and fans adding me, im getting loads of messages and comments, and i appriciate them all :-D. but i never have the...
Posted by Bart Simpson's Page on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 05:57:00 PST

MY PRANK CALLS TO MOE!

moe: hello bart hi im looking for amanda last name huggenkiss, moe: one second. hey is there amanda  here? amanda huggenkiss  come on! i want amanda huggenkiss. *everyone in bar laughs* bart...
Posted by Bart Simpson's Page on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 05:12:00 PST

My Interview With Kent Brockman

Interview with kent brockman kent: this just in bart simpson has a myspace, and you can find him at www.myspace.com/the_simpsons_bart  right now im interviewing bart simpson himself. kent: so bar...
Posted by Bart Simpson's Page on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 03:52:00 PST

BART SIMPSON'S BIO

Hey people heres my bio Name: Bartholomew Jojo Simpson, but its just bart to u dudes!! hobbies:  Driving homer and marge crazy. and tormenting lisa, lol but there cool!. and executing a wide...
Posted by Bart Simpson's Page on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:26:00 PST

Rules you must obey :)

Rules, see below :) hi peeps, just to let you know, that i only add my fans, and if u send me hate mail ur not a fan and ill block ya :-D  because i only add my fans and not haters of the s...
Posted by Bart Simpson's Page on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:01:00 PST