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BellaFitz

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I grew up in a small town in the Deep South. My family, like most, is dysfunctional. I had the added bliss of having four generations of cops in my family. My great-grandfather was the Chief of Police. Just think "In the Heat of the Night" meets "Mama's Family" and you'll have some inkling of what my childhood was like. While I do proudly claim a Billy Joe and a Bobby Joe, amazingly, there is not a single "Bubba" in my lineage. And yes, I am able to punctuate perfectly well.... I know the rules.... and for the most part, I obey them. But my personal writing style has earned me the title "Queen of the Four-Dot Ellipsis." My dots indicate pause.... for effect.... not an omission of words. I have been known to mince words.... I've even beaten around metaphorical bushes.... but I'd never leave things out.
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My Interests

Writing, comedy, questing for the perfect mate.

I'd like to meet:

I've already met Tim Gautreaux, Rick Bragg, and Chesley Calloway, three of my favorite contemporary Southern writers. I missed my chance to meet the venerable Miss Eudora Welty. And while I would welcome an opportunity to have coffee with Ellen Gilchrist, Edward D. Hoch is still tops on my list. But time she is a-tickin'.... I hope the clock doesn't run out on that one! As you can see, my heroes are writers. What a thrill it would have been to meet Shakespeare or Mark Twain! At this point in my life, a supreme thrill would be meeting the man behind the nom de plume Antonio Winnebago. *************NOTICE: I won't add strangers as friends (unless you send me a message giving me a good reason first). Thanks for understanding, or at least pretending to. Also, if we're friends and/or family and you happen to post a bunch of annoying bulletins, I'll be left with no choice but to delete you.

Music:

Old School: Ella Fitzgerald (of course), Etta James, Louis Armstrong, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, The Eagles, Linda Ronstadt, James Taylor, Jackson Browne, Beatles, Creedence, Sam Cooke (even though for years I thought he was "dancing with the chicken slacks"), The Police, Hall & Oates, Billy Joel.Contemporary: Third Eye Blind, 3 Doors Down, John Mayer, Susan Tedeschi.

Movies:

Best Friends, Fandango, The Godfather I & II, The Deerhunter, Sordid Lives, and The Gods Must Be Crazy are among my favorites.

Television:

M*A*S*H, Cheers, Seinfeld, Frasier, Scrubs, House, ER, Sex and the City.... you know.... smartly-written stuff. On those rare days when I'm home sick and forced to watch daytime TV, Ellen and Dr. Phil are witty & smart. I could care less who da baby daddy be.

Books:

The Once and Future King by T.H. White is my all-time favorite. Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys by Chris Fuhrman, short stories by Tim Gautreaux, mystery anthologies, Letters From a Nut, STEINBECK: A Life in Letters, erotica anthologies, dang near anything by Mark Twain.

Heroes:

My mother (of course), is a guiding force in my life. I admire Mark Twain, Groucho Marx and Mae West for their comic wit.

My Blog

Im leavin on a jet plane....

I got three hours sleep Sunday night.  I was up studying for my last final in philosophy/ethics.  I think I made at least a B on it, but won't know for sure until grades are posted at the en...
Posted by BellaFitz on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:29:00 PST

Carb Addiction

Carb addicts beware! Sure, that bag of chips, rice & gravy, mashed potatoes or fresh-baked garlic bread might seem harmless enough. You may even feel bouncy at first. But we all know the crash is c...
Posted by BellaFitz on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:38:00 PST

Blackberry wine goes with bacon, right?

I'm off today.... taking a breather before my last final exam on Monday and then jetting off to D.C. on Tuesday for a week of (hopefully) snowy fun.  I haven't seen snow since 1973.  (For th...
Posted by BellaFitz on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:08:00 PST

P.J.s Haunted Tour 2007

P.J. and I both had the day off on Friday.  At age five, he's very interested in haunted houses, but not quite ready for those of the commercial variety yet.  I decided to spend the afternoo...
Posted by BellaFitz on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:36:00 PST

Oh, no! Day coming!

So my hometown of Plaquemine had its International Acadian Festival this weekend.  I met up with my family for the parade, which requires arriving at least an hour early for a good spot.  Wi...
Posted by BellaFitz on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:16:00 PST

CDs for the TV

So my parents have been married for over 45 years.  To flaunt this, my mom got a handmade wooden sign for their yard that says "Two old crows live here."  The very next day, my dad had tack...
Posted by BellaFitz on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 03:32:00 PST

Hunts for Red October

So I couldn't finish my tater tots the other day.  No big deal.... I feel better when I'm off carbs, anyway.  So I go to toss them and my friend says, "Why don't you save them for breakfast...
Posted by BellaFitz on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 11:01:00 PST

Only the Trouser Variety

It's cane-cuttin' time in South Louisiana and the displaced critters are scurrying from the fields.  It doesn't matter how clean you keep your house, if you live near a sugarcane field, chances a...
Posted by BellaFitz on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:36:00 PST

I know its early, but....

All I want for Christmas.  All I've ever wanted.
Posted by BellaFitz on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:37:00 PST

It Needed Cleaning Anyway

If a Cajun belle has an envie for sassafras tea....New Orleans' own homemade root beer a la Zatarainbut finds that the last drops of dried swamp extractare dry and crusted inside the bottleTemptation ...
Posted by BellaFitz on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 09:19:00 PST