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Red Shtick

About Me

My mission statement:
To provide Baton Rouge a comical enema to cure political impaction and cultural constipation.
If you're easliy offended and/or despise anything that might be considered politically incorrect, stay the hell away from me. Otherwise, I might mess up your world.
If you're still interested in finding out more about me, go to my website. There you can read me like a book.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Those who appreciate biting satire, whimsical musings, and occasionally humorous political questionings.

My Blog

Black Friday. Black Coffee. Black Pride.

By Jeramaine JinglesThis ain't been the season to be jolly. OK, it has in some ways and hasn't in others. Let's go from the top  the day after Thanksgiving. Black Friday was more like "run over your ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 19:41:00 GMT

January 2007 BACS

By Editorial StaffA few months ago, we reported how Paris Hilton was arrested and charged with driving under the influence in California. Well, it looks like her Simple Life costar became jealous of t...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 19:35:00 GMT

Toasting Cornbread

By Anthony "Cornbread" Gauthier The beginning of 2007 offers us a look back at the past year in sports. 2006 gave us a lot of high drama and lots of low character. Look no further than the most rece...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 19:22:00 GMT

The Young and the Clueless

By Jeremy WhiteLet me apologize in advance if I seem exceptionally ornery this month. It's because I turn 37 right about the time this issue hits the stands. That means I'm going from being in my mid-...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 18:56:00 GMT

Darrell Ourso

By Editorial StaffYou might remember, last January, we at Red Shtick Magazine resolved to fight the blue laws prohibiting Sunday alcohol sales in East Baton Rouge Parish with a petition drive. Unfortu...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 18:17:00 GMT

Resolution Solution

By Knick MooreHappy New Year, Red Shtick readers! Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas? Like most Americans, the passing of the holidays probably left you feeling empty and worthless. Tha...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 18:51:00 GMT

Top Stories of 2006

By Antonio Winnebago 2006: an off year by any humorist's standards. It seemed like everywhere you turned, the news was pretty grim  whether it was crazed leader Kim Jong Il of North Korea shouting "L...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 18:10:00 GMT

Daddy's Little Brick House

By Carole Davidson I am planning a wedding. For those of you who haven't yet had the joy of preparing for nuptial bliss, let me tell you now that the American invasion of Normandy on D-Day probably t...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 17:57:00 GMT

B.R. Economic Team Going Outside the Box for 2008

By Tony SwartzThe Great Big StoryBATON ROUGE .. Local economic developers in December chose the planet Htrae, known as "Bizarro World," for their 2008 sightseeing trip."We're going in May, and we've a...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:26:00 GMT

Curing What Ails You: Axe-Fix-E-Ate

By Holden WrightHave you ever woken up after a long sleep and had a dry, cottony mouth? Did you ever get tired of breathing both in and out? Do you find yourself winded, hyperventilating, out of bre...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:42:00 GMT