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James

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About Me

I do comedy. I do stand-up in Southern Louisiana, and I am member of the Family Dinner improv troupe.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chuck D. oh wait, already met him. Cliff Burton. oh wait. he's dead. um... I think I'm done.

My Blog

I'm just mad about Harry

The news is out. July 21st, 2007.I've seen many an epic story come and go.  In movies there has been the Star Wars Trilogy, Indiana Jones, the first Matrix movie. Same with books, though I don't ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 20:37:00 GMT

Spare me this mockery of Justice

Life is life.  the real world continues to churn about like some cosmic hussy on LSD while imagination and exultation blend and dance about with blissful obliviousness.  I am the pumpkin kin...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:47:00 GMT

Wii! that sounds like fun!

November 22nd, 2006.  A day like all days.  Filled with those events that alter and illuminate our lives.  Tomorrow is the feast of the Turkey.  And yearly on the vigil will a man ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:42:00 GMT

Family Fourth - a sonnet

Four years ago today FD was bornand now we do the shows on the Fridaysmost people think it's just as fun as porn(I could have said corn or even said maize)I recall all the joy and all the funto entert...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 21:35:00 GMT

you are not red 'e'

October 26.On this date in 2000, shortly after midnight, I was inside Software, Etc. in the Sooner Fashion Mall in Norman, OK.  Why would anyone be in a mall that late at night?  Well, throu...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:20:00 GMT

Horray for Hollyweed

    Hello and Howdy.  I managed to squeak across the US and land smack in L.A. last week.  Why did I go? Well, I could say that I went because I wanted to see Michael Tauzin and ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 15:01:00 GMT

Ichthyology Onomatopoeia Specificity

First off, Happy Birthday, Magic Mike.Second off, Happy Cherry Day, Adam Wilson.Tertiarily off, I'm a fan of etymology. I never studied latin, but I understand when someone says semper ubi sub ubi.&nb...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 13:28:00 GMT

Foolhardy fools

How many different varieties does kryptonite come in? I'm watching this episode of the Superman cartoon, and Lex Luthor's got kryptonite in a bazooka, kryptonite gas, and kryptonite syringes.  I ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 22:08:00 GMT

Future aspirations and Final Respects

So I was reading in a magazine about how all great mediums of expression have critics, or at least most do.  There are art critics, there are most certainly music critics, and we can all name a m...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 20:04:00 GMT

Family

Last night the Family Dinner had its first show in 105 performances without Adam Wilson.  Nerves were on end.  Fingernails were bitten to the cuticle.  Lampreys suckled sharks.  Ho...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 21:20:00 GMT