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Adam Wilson

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About Me

I come from West Monroe, Louisiana. I live in New York, New York. I am a comedian. I am a rock snob. I am a vegetarian. I am a musician. I am other things. I have lived in other places.

I co-host a weekly show called The Tommy Danger Comedy Hour alongside Chesslee Calloway and Sean Patton (with frequent appearances by Tommy Danger himself!). You can see the show every Thursday at 9pm at The Kabin (92 2nd Av. b/t 5th & 6th) for FREE.

I like it when you visit my website .

Links:
My website
xiv - My Blog
Adam Wilson's College Football Rankings

Me on ESPN
Screen Name: TootNanny

My Interests

Rocking, Basketball, Music, Comedy, Improvisation, Improv, Standup Comedy, Comedy Writing, Guitar, Harmonica, Football, Road Trips, Math, Writing, Teetotalism, Native American History, Ireland, West Virginia, state capitols, geography, atlas, civil war, boxing, mowing lawns, my beautiful son Ed

I'd like to meet:

Preston Daniel Barton, William Biggs, Eric Briggs, Amanda Coody, Chris Eggleton, Greg Harp, Andy Harris, Jayme Hawthorne, Justin Hebert, Carrie Johnston, Jacob Justice, Jerome King, Alfred Mack, Melinda McAllister, Misty McGowen, Will Middleton, Jill Elizabeth Nguyen, Jessica Painter, Doug Papenthien, Billy Joe Russell, Shawn Shaffer, Jennifer Sims, Obie Sims, Gabriel Sison, Dale Smith, Jennifer Sims, Obie Sims, Allie Verlander

Music:

.38 Special, 10000 Maniacs, Alice Cooper, Allman Brothers, Andrews Sisters, The Animals, Louis Armstrong, Badly Drawn Boy, The Band, Count Basie, Beach Boys, Beatles, Chuck Berry, David Bowie, James Brown, Buffalo Springfield, The Byrds, The Carter Family, Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, Patsy Cline, Leonard Cohen, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Miles Davis, Neil Diamond, Dimestore Troubadours, Fats Domino, The Doors, Bob Dylan, Electric Light Orchestra, Kristen Foster, Marvin Gaye, Woody Guthrie, Hammerfall, Tori Harris, George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix, Herpes Cobra, Buddy Holly, The Impressions, Iron Maiden, Elton John, Robert Johnson, The Judds, Carole King, The Kinks, Led Zeppelin, John Lennon, Jerry Lee Lewis, Little Richard, Jimbo Mathus, Curtis Mayfield, Reba McIntyre, Natalie Merchant, Van Morrison, Mountain, Rich Mullins, Willie Nelson, Nirvana, Roy Orbison, Ozma, Trey Parker, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Elvis Presley, Queen, The Rentals, Rilo Kiley, Johnny Rivers, Rolling Stones, Rutles, Simon and Garfunkel, Bessie Smith, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Stooges, George Strait, Swerdlove, Teenage Fanclub, Thin Lizzy, Travelling Wilburys, Conway Twitty, U2, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Velvet Underground, Muddy Waters, Katharine Whalen, The Who, Hank Williams, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Yardbirds, Dwight Yoakam, Neil Young, Frank Zappa, Robert Zimmerman

Movies:

Alice in Wonderland, Evil Squirrel, Gone With the Wind, Lady and the Tramp, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Silverado, Slingblade, The Sword in the Stone

Television:

SportsCenter, The Late Show, The Colbert Report, South Park, Simpsons, O'Reilly Factor, Welcome Back Kotter, College Football Gameday

Books:

The Rock Snob*s Dictionary, Jane Eyre, Great Expectations, Cold Sassy Tree, Animal Farm, Of Mice and Men, A Farewell to Arms, Grapes of Wrath, Ecclesiastes, The Gospel According to the Son

Heroes:

Duane Allman, Moses of Amram, Francis of Assisi, Samuel Beckett, Larry Bird, Rupert Brooke, Dale Brown, Johnny Carson, Lee Deal, Bob Dylan, Andy Harris, George Harrison, Martin Luther King Jr., Stephen LaVergne, John Lennon, Abraham Lincoln, Norman Mailer, Nelson Mandela, Freddie Mercury, Jenny Mitchell, Rich Mullins, Elvis Presley, Paul Reubens, Amanda Ludwig Smith, Billy Bob Thornton, Tennessee Williams, Joe William Wilson, Robert Zimmerman

My Blog

I Ended Up Not Masturbating to It

Last night I was watching SportsCenter in my living room, and I was about to head to bed.  But before I left, I set my tv recorder to record two softcore porns.  You know, so I could masturb...
Posted by Adam Wilson on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:47:00 PST

Mondegreen

I was listening to "Proud Mary" by Creedence Clearwater Revival, and I took particular note of the mondegreen in the second verse:Cleaned a lot of plates in memphis,Pumped a lot of pain down in new or...
Posted by Adam Wilson on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:26:00 PST

And I Would Be Remiss If I Didnt Mention Phil Rizzuto Since He Died Recently

..>..>...and now you don't...>..>One of the great things about New York is its many unique neighborhoods and communities.  I hope one day to know the entire (safe part of the) City like the back ...
Posted by Adam Wilson on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:15:00 PST

There Is a House, How Sweet the Sound

..>..>The Animals, gospel sensations...>..>If you want to touch the outer aura of soul-sucking depression in a way to balance your emotions because you've been too hopped-up on energy drinks and you d...
Posted by Adam Wilson on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:45:00 PST

A Dialogue That Has Happened One Million Times

..> Great seats, Adam. Good job getting tickets for the Hornets/Knicks game. No problem, GD. Geaux Hornets! And now, please welcome, the Knick City Dancers! More like Thick City Dancers. Very ...
Posted by Adam Wilson on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:44:00 PST

Consecutive Odd Numbers!!!

..>..>I'm the this guy of math...>..>The velvetI had a dream about math, and I discovered a math thing.Ifa is an integera + 1 = bThenb² - a² = a + b..>..> Integer 0 12 34 56 78 910..>..> Square 0 14 9...
Posted by Adam Wilson on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:40:00 PST

Things I’ve Never Seen

..>..>Could probably skateboard for five seconds without flaw...>..>A skateboarder go v seconds without screwing up.A cat that doesn't come across as an asshole.Two foxes at the same time.A woodchuck ...
Posted by Adam Wilson on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:12:00 PST

Crickets

I think the days of political figures' appearances on Saturday Night Live that are at all funny are over....
Posted by Adam Wilson on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:09:00 PST

Rock n Roll Thrived Until Humans Invaded Its Natural Habitat

..>..>More alive than Rock 'n' Roll..>..>The Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame inducts five artists per year.  This year's inductees are:The Dave Clark FiveLeonard CohenMadonnaJohn MellencampThe Venture...
Posted by Adam Wilson on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:58:00 PST

Semi-Pro

Semi-Pro is amazing because it follows a formula for 100% movie success:Bad writingBad actingBad jokesTim MeadowsIf you can combine those four things, you have made my kind of movie....
Posted by Adam Wilson on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:54:00 PST