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About Me

So I guess since I haven't done StandUp in over a year I should update this...I quit smoking in June of 07. Now I can't go near a smoke filled bar without wanting to burn my clothes and usually getting nosebleeds like I had been doing rails all night. I gave up soft drinks and fast food and binge drinking in Feb 08. I am considering taking them all up again because I dont feel much better and I have vivid, realistic dreams about all them. Dreams like that winning the lottery dream or sex dream where you are really disappointed when you wake up and realize it was only dream. I dream about cigarettes and Dr. Pepper like that. I am still a computer nerd. I have a great job with a great company. I like fixing computers and all that goes with it, and I seem to be good at it. I also write for Red Shtick Magazine. My column is called Street Beat. It is about my general hatred of everything.
I read constantly, and listen to Ron and Fez on XM every day
Most importantly, I have a girlfriend, why she puts up with me i still don't understand, but she does and she's the best. DOUBLE LOBSTARS! WUGAH!

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Another Bad Habit Gone.

Another bad habit is done.  I have given up soda. Now all I have to do is eat better and stop killing hookers. Smoking: June 15, 2007 1:30 PM Drinking: September 1, 2007 (I have maybe one drink a...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:12:00 GMT

This blog has no witty title.

I have made it 52 days without smoking.  So far food does taste better, my sense of smell has improved, which is a negative if you have ever breathed in a deep breath of Louisiana air.  On a...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:48:00 GMT

The end of an Era, or Error.

So I haven't smoked a cigarette in almost 72 hours.  This is the longest I have gone without a smoking in almost 10 years.  I hate life.  So far I haven't taken my frustrations on those...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:52:00 GMT

FEAR THE TOASTER!

I am now officially the owner of an import vehicle. The days of my testosterone rage for horsepower have given way to the frugality of being a "Mileage Queen." For years, I was a Chevy Man and would d...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 13:05:00 GMT

A Near Moment of Compassion

I was watching ESPN tonight and they were doing The Home Depot College Football Awards.  One of the awards was the Disney 2006 Spirit Award.  They aired a package about the winner.  The...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 18:01:00 GMT

Panhandling

The police have said they are going to start cracking down on panhandling.Personally I could care less about the homeless that are doing, because honestly, what else are they gonna do?Sure they get a ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:30:00 GMT

Why can't I buy a normal pair of shorts?

I would just like to be able to go to the store and buy a pair of shorts, but they all suck.  I did find one pair of plain khaki shorts, but they were 40 bucks.  I will wear sweatpants this ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 03:59:00 GMT

Disorder and Illness

I want a disorder named after me.  Thats how you get to be really famous, like famous through the ages fame.  I am thinking I could have a disorder named after me, like Sunny Syndrome, or so...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 18:52:00 GMT

Who says there is no comedy in death?

There was a man walking down the road near Houma, La around noon yesterday, when he was clipped by the side mirror of a Daewoo wagon. I know you are expecting that the Daewoo burst into flames, and ki...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 15:34:00 GMT

One for my pal Adam Wilson

ESPN was doing a documentary on the Tennessee Volunteers run in the March Madness Tourney (it might have been the whole season, but since it was the Vols nobody cared).  The camera caught one of ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 13:16:00 GMT