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the altered beast

About Me

I am from the South, but I only have an accent when it comes to diphthongs.Oh, and I've addded me, via my "MySpace Comedy" profile , as a friend. Too weird. Check it out... we can be myspace friends all over again! Here's some video from the latest lesbian bar extravaganza: Chesley C. Calloway 4-28-08
..click the game cover to read my fake "Game of the Month"

My Interests

comedy, stoneñoga, national/international politics, music, traveling, writing, sports (playing 'em, not watching), chess, curbing my Digital Crack addiction (video games), shifting paradigms and cathartic creativityarmageddon (large-scale, violent death and starvation... not the shitty movie)420. 666. 69

I'd like to meet:

...all the friendly and engaging people I haven't met yet...surely they're out there, no? *******************

Music:

Elvis Presley, Jim Morrison, Maynard James Keenan, Ken Andrews, Andre3000, Beth Gibbons, Elliott Smith, Jay-Z, Thom Yorke, Conor Obrest, Tom Morello, Ani DiFrancoElsah, The Anna Byars Band, Jagwire, RawAnus

Movies:

adult

Television:

Hard to say, really. I don't watch TV. I catch my Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart and Colbert Report clips on the net as I'm able.Shows I enjoy when I can or used to enjoy include: Flight of the Concords, The Office (as soon as I get around to watching it), Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Reno 911, Da Ali G Show, South Park, Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, Trigger Happy TV, Strangers With Candy.Though I could give a shit about professional sports, I like SportsCenter highlights for basketball/football/soccer/other feats of agility/skill/etc. There are a bunch of HBO & Showtime original series I'd like to check out asap--but it'd take so much catching up! Absurd fundamentalist religious programming.

Books:

I mostly read non-fiction and some dark humor, as well. Jared Diamond and then David Sedaris. Amy Goodman and then Tom Robbins. Carl Sagan and Palahniuk. Greg Palast and Sarah Vowell.

Admittedly, my guiltiest reading pleasure comes from titles that take place in the Aliens universe, Ripley or no.

1984, To Kill a Mockingbird, the unedited version of The Jungle, Ishmael, Confederacy of Dunces, etca small, dusty chess-related library;-)

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Howard Zinn, David Cross, Jon Stewart, Noam Chomsky, Stephen Colbert, Jack Black, Thom Yorke, Maynard James Keenan, John Lennon, Amy Goodman, and many, many others...

My Blog

Superstition

I generally don't consider myself superstitious. I joke about "The Calloway Luck," sure, but broken mirrors, walking underneath ladders, seeing a stranger's fourth nipple-- these alleged bad luck-cre...
Posted by chesslee cc on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:03:00 PST

November Article, more

Check out my November Game of the Month: Air Strike X: The Art of BombingAlso, here's a link the last couple of month's articles, etc-- I haven't posted 'em here, really. So here ya have 'em.iPodula...
Posted by chesslee cc on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:06:00 PST

some pictures, really

I enjoy a tiny bit of digital photography, but have always carried smaller cameras for their convenience rather than get weighed down by a larger, more badass camera (though those digital slr prices k...
Posted by chesslee cc on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:41:00 PST

New Article Published:

txt msg IM"Unfortunately, T9s pre-sets set the stage for typos. Surely I'm not the only person who tried to send "Happy Thanksgiving Day" to friends but, thanks to T9, accidentally sent Happy, Taint...
Posted by chesslee cc on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 02:34:00 PST