Gannon
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All stories begin with Kinko's. Kinko's for a year 1/2 in the great big huge town of Alexandria - Moved to the Kinko's in the bigger town of Baton Rouge - One good thing about Kinko's...the people, I met some really cool friends there - working there is like going to war - It's a bad experience and you don't sleep some nights but you wouldn't trade it for the world - plus you come back with killer stories and lifelong friends - I even found my wife there - cute thing she is - strong willed - can't tell her anything - More on her later - Quit Kinko's after 8 long years in the trenches - tried computers - didn't like it - got hired at a good law firm - great benefits - Married Staci my lovely wife - had to take her off the market quick - she has the boobs of a porn star - we all like porn stars weather we want to admit it or not - going back to school - BRCC right now - taking 2 classes a semester - working full time - I'll graduate sometime after I'm dead - yeah - a long time - Staci and I had a wonderful little girl, Allie, she looks like me I think, poor thing. My world is upsidedown. even with all the sleepless nights and poo diapers I still wouldn't change a thing. It's too bad that I think I might be gay. I love man ass the more hair the better. My first gay lover was Lee Madewell, he has a very hairy ass and is very proud of it. His brother was okay but his ass is not as hairy. He does have a great mouth though. Other gay lovers would include but certainly not limited to Joey, Chesley, and last but not least yo momma.
Please enjoy the following lyrics...
Big Butts -
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
More -
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
very well take this... -
like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
Everybody sing! -
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
once more for my homies -
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
Baby got back -
My wife has a lot of back and I like it.
word!
Peace out!
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